[parakeet]

[ijeunefille]

P!ATD Aesthetics: A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out.

“Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed? When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you’re sliding off your dress? Well, then think of what you did And how I hope to God he was worth it.”  

[gddr6]

“aslkdjalskhflflkasdfl” or, as I like to call it

[bisexuanal]

*refers to any musical group with just men as a boy band*

[bisexuanal]

Someone: do you like the rolling stones?

Me: sorry I’m just not into boy bands

[parakeet]

those homophobes who are convinced god hates gay ppl are like, talking the biggest pile of shite ever, like… imagine creating the entire universe and then getting your knickers in a twist about who falls in love with who on one planet. like stars are dying and galaxies are colliding and all that good stuff yet you expect me to believe the big man himself is up there pure foamin at the mouth cus two guys started going at it… its just not realistic

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I was watching an ASMR video and the creator just stops mid sentence to vape and I don't think it was part of the character she was playing either. I was half asleep watching the video but that legitimately brought me to a fully aware state. She just like. Stops in the middle of asking about my medical history to puff a fat cloud

that’s what they do at a real doctors office

[redmensch-deactivated20190323]

this student walk out against school shootings is intriguing because it will create a generation of teens with mass strike experience. that has never happened before and could maybe have implications for how they go on to think about politics in terms of mass action

[biconcap]

Steve when Bucky and Tony come face to face for the first time after Civil War.

[bisexualgambit]

Hot take but like…. trans people like don’t have to disclose that they are trans if they don’t want to. Trans people can work with you, be friends with you, and yes, even flirt with you, and not have to tell you they are trans. Our existence doesn’t require a full disclosure agreement.

[bisexualgambit]

And furthermore, someone not disclosing that they are trans doesn’t mean they are any “less proud” of being trans that someone who doesn’t disclose that they are trans! So quite telling trans people they need to be out everywhere all the time (potential putting themselves in dangerous and uncomfortable situations) or they’re “ashamed” of themselves!!!

[wreckingpol]

Shout-out to girls with hijab that doesn’t look like they belong on the street style blogs, shout-out to girls with hijab that are not fashionistas, shout-out to girls with hijab that doesn’t have strong eyeliner game, shout-out to girls with hijab that doesn’t wear any makeup, shout-out to plus sized girls with hijab that feels like no hijab suits your face shape, shout-out to girls with hijab that gets catcalled on the street despite the coverings, shout-out to girls with hijab that have to remove so many pins when they’re shopping for clothes, shout-out to girls with hijab that are having a bad hijab day where everything is wrong and you feel like you just look plain messy, y'all look beautiful today. Thanks.

[sickpage]

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world

[posting-disliker]

im goknba

[damespock]

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

this is the funniest thing i’ve read in my entire whole life

[comeacrossthedesert-deactivated]

Im so confused by big celebrities ‘raising’ money for charity and being applauded and celebrated for that. They are millionaires or billionaires….they own 53 houses….they could give away money everyday….they dont need to ‘raise’ money, donations from poor people…they have money..confusing

[browsedankmemes]

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

me, going to my therapist in 2022: i don’t know… I’ve been feeling kind of, you know, unhealthily narcissistic lately, and my manic and depressive streaks have been manifesting themselves as alcoholism a majority of the time. :/ 

therapist: hm. in my professional opinion, i’m going to diagnose you with Tony Stark kin. If the  depression ramps up further, come in next week so we can see about getting you a Sans kin diagnosis.

[tender-hoe]

this post grabbed me by my left leg and swung me like a baseball bat into a wall and I now have 2 weeks to live