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‧˚₊⋅ epipelagic zone ⋅₊˚‧

[boybandposter]

⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠

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༘⋆ ꙳🪞 about me ⁺◦ * ☁️ masterlist

₊˚ˑ 🎧 psa/guidelines ･ . ˚ 🖇️ request rules

༘⋆ ꙳ 🐚 SMAUs

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epipelagic (adj): of, relating to, or constituting the part of the oceanic zone into which enough light penetrates for photosynthesis

[serethereal]

deadbeat tumblr mutual

[boybandposter]

🙋

[applejongho]

"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move

[boybandposter]

[SMAUs: my drink?]

⤷𐙚 featuring: Cloud Strife 🤍

⤷𐙚 where you leave to get drinks and he gets whiny :p

⤷𐙚 he’s just a boy 🎀 I love my introverted malewife

[boybandposter]

I MIGHT HAVE A JOB FOR AN INSURANCE COMPANY AS THE OWNERS ASSITANT????

please manifest omfg ITLL HAPPEN

[i-will-write]

[boybandposter]

I forgot about Fallout 4, so I started playing it again. No biggie.

BUT A VISION CAME TO ME AND I MADE NANAMI KENTO. Now I happily t-bag raiders in a sparkly, slutty, red dress and goggles 🥱 (since I can’t look up his dress, I’ll let them instead 💔)

And I'm sitting there saying "Is this what Nanami Kento would do?" and my brother says yes or nah

[boybandposter]

Y’all seeing the vision?

[gaynehollander]

if we’re mutuals, and I don’t care whether we’ve been mutuals for twelve (12) minutes or three (3) years, you can send me a message any time about any thing. family life is shit? bitch, tell me about it and even if I can’t help, I can listen. struggling with mental illness and feel like you can’t talk to anyone? talk to me. literally. you always can. saw a cute cat? SEND THAT BITCH MY WAY

[boybandposter]

Me when I disappear off my platforms

[tacticalprincess]

doing the “can you guys watch my boyfriend for me” trend with könig wouldn’t even work because he’ll just sit there all clueless, eyes darting between the door and your phone dumbfounded, waiting for you to come back… “what is this, schatzi? another toktik thing? what am i supposed to do?”

or he’ll address the elephant in the room and start naming off all the different guns he has hung on the wall in the background and explaining what theyre specialized for, making the video unpostable :/

[timetothirst]

imagine if the video reaches its target audience and, other than the usual funny comments (like “he said a swear” or “he committed grand theft auto while i wasn’t looking :/ sry” etc) you also get a bunch of “i think you mean OUR boyfriend,” “whose horse is that” and so on

you show him thinking he’ll get a kick out of it but instead he looks at you HORRIFIED and snatches your phone. You try to ask him what the hell he’s doing and try to grab your phone and he starts recording a video reply of himself talking about how you’re the best partner ever and the only one for him, very sternly telling ‘the comment people’ not to say stuff like that because he’s a taken man and he only has eyes for you

the video is taken from high up and it’s blurry, only showing half of his head bc he doesn’t know how to use the front camera. It gets ten times the views your initial video did and now people are calling him the ideal man which makes him even more grumpy bc they aren’t listening to what he said

[boybandposter]

HIRE ME.

NEEOOOWWWWWW

[boybandposter]

Okay so what if when y/n and Nanami get a cat , y/n names it Micheal Wave in honor of Microwave

WAITTTT THIS IS CLEVER ANON 🤑 LOVE IT SM. I’m using it if I ever write that one shot ! (we love you Micheal Wave)

[boybandposter]

[SMAUs: Petsitting]

part one , part two , part three

⤷𐙚 featuring: Nanami Kento 🤍

⤷𐙚 Nanami offers to watch a coworkers pet for a week since he knows you like cats

⤷𐙚 last part of this SMAU series 🤍 thinking about doing a timeskip where they have their own cat? But make it a one shot instead… idk 😇

[boybandposter]

I forgot about Fallout 4, so I started playing it again. No biggie.

BUT A VISION CAME TO ME AND I MADE NANAMI KENTO. Now I happily t-bag raiders in a sparkly, slutty, red dress and goggles 🥱 (since I can’t look up his dress, I’ll let them instead 💔)

And I'm sitting there saying "Is this what Nanami Kento would do?" and my brother says yes or nah

[luvrxbunny]

guys if i could copy my c.ai chats into a doc id be able to post like everyday

[boybandposter]

Here’s how I create links for a masterlist ! I tried making it as simple as possible, so if there’s anymore questions let me know 🤍

That’s all there is to it ! 🤍

@renbittt (I recognize you from velvetcrimsonkisses ‼️) love you !! Hope this helps you out 😼

[boybandposter]

hii! i wanna ask you somethingg, since i love your smaus so much (i really do! especially nanami's smaus - pet sitting) i wonder if you could share, which apps did you use to make the fake messages?? :3

Hi anon !! Thank you so much lovely 🤍 it means a lot to me ! 🥰🥰

I actually use my personal messaging (on iPhone)! All you have to do is text your own number, and then delete the messages from one side that don’t belong :3 here’s some screenies to demonstrate ! (I wasn’t sure if you would need a tut, but just in case)

If you don’t have an iPhone, I would recommend using MeMi !

But that’s all ! Hope this helps 🤍