No, you have to convince them that what you’re doing is not oppression and that you have a perfect right to be doing it.
And that, Code Decoded, is what you are doing. You are attempting to forcibly define queer identities according to your blockheadedly limited standards, and then telling your proposed customer base that you’re doing a public service.
You take the rainbow, which from its inception as a queer symbol was supposed to represent diversity, individuality, and room to be a unique person not forced into the rigid conformity of a bigoted society, and you turn that rainbow into coded inhumanity: A bar code, a finite set of RGB values corresponding to artificial stripes, 10 rigid ways to be “acceptably” queer—and 4 of those 10 aren’t even codes pertaining only to queerness!
You designed your codes to be incapable of expressing diversity. A 3x3 matrix. Even if you expanded your artificially limited color palette, or stopped trying to insist that each sexuality correspond to a “stripe” in the rainbow flag, that size matrix is too small to produce diverse codes. Even a 4x4 grid does significantly better; 5x5 would not be much bigger and would also allow a center square.
See? Here’s one (of about 6 I did before I got bored):
This is what I think might be the start of a decent trans* code. It’s 4x4, is based on the actual flag for that specific GSM minority, has design features that represent the particular minority as more than just a monolith, and is big enough to allow for actual shading and design. The watermark is not an actual part of the design; it’s more like those special plastic boxes that stores use to protect particularly large flash drives and so on.
This took me about 5 minutes on MS Paint. Half of that was getting the lines for the grid right; after that, I just picked the colors and used a paint bucket tool. So much for “labored to create the source code.” The only “labor” you guys had was “Uh, what do we come up with for the 6th stripe? Does the T mean “transgender”? How do we spell that?” and figuring out how to see colors on a computer monitor while simultaneously having all your heads stuck up each others’ asses.
Then, after creating an absurdly limited number of codes which by their nature were highly problematic, for reasons I have extensively discussed elsewhere, you went and advertised them in just about the most racist, sexist, culturally appropriative, slut-shaming, and cishet-pandering manner possible. The only worse things I’ve seen are FUCKH8’s videos (so far, you guys don’t have the money to pay little kids to gratuitously yell “fuck” for you yet). Apparently, making these atrocious and/or impossibly inane ads took up all your company time, since you then proceeded to dick around for 2 years, making lots of ads but never actually producing a product until a few weeks ago, and still none of the promised “make your own code” app in sight.
So, you’ve made a useless product, you’re bigoted scum, you’re a bunch of lazy, incompetent dicks, and your company could easily be surpassed by a college sophomore if ze wanted to put the time in to make an indiegogo campaign.
Your codes, with any kind of competent handling, could have reached customers a year before they did, and could have actually had an option for vegans who are allergic to nickel. (It’s there on your site; wearing options are a black leather cord and a nickel-plated chain.)
Any half-competent java programmer could have written a “make-your-own-code” app in about 3 days. I have not yet learned the GUI interfaces yet, but what’s a computer science department for? Or, I could allocate a couple thousand dollars (that I would have fundraised) to hiring a programmer.
I could actually create codes for pansexual, asexual, and demisexual people (and others) that aren’t arbitrarily assigned colors and are more than a vague nod of “yes, I have heard rumors that you exist,” which is what your putting a question mark over a blank code box says.
I could certainly create ads that don’t shit on everyone except white cisgender straight and straight-acting gay people.
So, mycodedecoded, either shut down, or hire me as CEO. I could use the help paying my tuition.
