DNI

46yo, bi, trans, kirby main

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pajama idea i had last night in bed while rolling around in pain from cramps

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behold my ugly

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found your monster romance book recs and was very excited until i found that they looked all pretty hetero. know of any good books for us lesbos (or other combinations of queer?) the only one I've found myself is @natalieironside 's "In The Court Of The Nameless Queen"

Hi Anon! It's taken me a while to get back to you and answer this because I needed to do some research and it took longer than I should have. (Also thank you for the rec!) There's True Love Bites by Joy Demorra (@thebibliosphere) which is a polyamorous Vampire/Werewolf romance.

Metal Heart by Michelle Frost which appears to be a Shifter fated mates M/M romance.

Spitfire by Maya Kern (@mayakern) which is about a Prince, the Dragon shifter who is bound to him, and their future Queen who are all super queer and spend a lot of time sorting out their feelings for each other. It's more polyamory, and the bits I've read have all been delightful.

Saved by an Orc by Carrie Wilde is more of a novella but it's a good W/W orc romance. (Carrie Wilde seems to have a lot of queer romance in her library, so if you enjoy this one it may be worth digging further.)

AITA? by Cassie Alexander appears to be a rather cute (but steamy?) "sapphic romcom" featuring a demon and a human finding themselves.

I wish I could find more but a lot of the stuff that comes up is either "dark" and angsty and I hesitate to rec it because I'm not sure it's even a happy ever after (a firm requirement for a book I recommend) or it's stuff that I don't know enough about to feel confident recommending it. If any of the folks who read this have more suggestions, please, please feel free to chime in and help anon out.

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I’ll second “In the Court of the Nameless Queen” as well as “Hunger Pangs: True Love Bites” and add a couple from my library:

“Our Bloody Pearl” by D.N. Bryn is a romance between a monster mermaid (non-binary siren, to be precise) and the ace pirate who rescued them from captivity under a much less friendly pirate. Hurt/Comfort and learning to trust in kindness abounds. Some nice action and worldbuilding. 

“Beast Charming” by Jennifer Wardell is a fairy-tale retelling in a world where Fairy Godmothers are incorporated, dragons sometimes run temp agencies. Beauty is on assignment from the agency, and wants it made clear that she is NOT available for fairy-tale endings, and the Beast has no interest in his curse being broken thank-you-very-much. It’s fun, with snappy dialogue.

“Bonnie and the Beast” by Alexa Black is another retelling of Beauty and the Beast, this time a steamy W/W romance novella. The setting is “a long time ago in the future”, but it plays a lot closer to the source story than the previous one. Except for y’know, the monster sex.

“The Queen of Ieflaria” by Effie Calvin veers away from the brief here slightly; it’s not pure monster romance. Instead we have romance AROUND monsters, an arranged marriage between two countries, one being invaded by dragons, and the other having magic capable of defeating dragons. But Oh No! The heir died unexpectedly, and now his delinquent sister has to woo the mage princess to secure the alliance and save her country. How will the rough and tumble Adale manage to impress the elegant and reserved Esofi? And will she be able to escape the memory of her perfect brother’s shadow and become the leader her country needs? Oh yeah, and DRAGONS?!  

If it wasn’t obvious, I absolutely love that last one, and all the other books in the “Tales of Inthya” series. Later books have more monster romance, with shapeshifters, gods and other supernatural entities. They’re still pretty much all W/W though.

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can i please get more pictures like this. this how it feel

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more examples

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(looking in the mirror at age 31) it lives its whole life...... so you have to take it seriously eventually...........

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(sniffling) you CAN digging in the ground for tubers

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Ocean date

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their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

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THE BIRDCAGE — 1996, dir. Mike Nichols

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I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

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Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

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Found it!

[homunculus-argument]

It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.

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The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

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i need ten thousand weed gummies, some good chinese food, and 500 beautiful women who are all taller than me. this is for my research.

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cloth gown gridlock

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