Ariva

[silvermoon424]

I smiled at this post but the reply pointing out that they're trying and failing to emulate Madoka Kaname pushed me over the edge into hysterics

[innerchildabortionclinic]

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

[segamascott]

[flutterbvnny]

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[pink-day-dreams]

“Do you like when Daddy touches you here, little one?” 😩😩😩

[girlnumbers]

Do you ever think up a post so bad and stupid it actually makes you taste tart evil flavors

[h1rnydaddy70]

Never

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy what happens if we break one of your rules

Thats not alowed

[h1rnydaddy70]

Daddy said “stop slicing yourself up like deli meat” but baby must have forgot so now daddy has to tie you to a load bearing post and spritz you with lemon juice

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[spadigga]

[sacred-portal]

[circumvents]

my psych saw me cry for the first time and my therapist saw me sob for the first time so if any of you also want to see me do something for the first time today is the day to ask I guess

[h1rnydaddy70]

Daddy wants to see you bounce on it for the first time

[whinypervert]

[moralessforever]

💜

[godisafujoshi]

Hell yeah

[h1rnydaddy70]

Wow im just chop liver i guess

[sonypraystation]

iphone texting

girl: come get this pussy daddy me: On My Way! baby grill

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh