“““i don't even like you”””

spoiler: he actually does

[neil-gaiman]

Dear Mr. Gaiman, Please explain one moment in the Good Omens, when Aziraphale was imprisoned during the French Revolution, why he could not free himself from the chains? Why did Crowley do it? Is Aziraphale that vulnerable?

Not at all.

He could have miracled away the paint-gun stains too, if he'd wanted to. But you saw the expression on Aziraphale's face when Crowley turned up in the prison cell, and when Crowley vanished the paint-stains. It was the happiest he had been in ages.

[paulsmashedpotato]

But why did he say, "oh, good Lord"?HAHSHAHSHSHSHHSS. Was it the way Crowley sat or his outfit?

[neil-gaiman]

Well, it wouldn't do to make Crowley think he was too excited to see him, would it?

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[anyanp]

~I know that ooh, birds fly in different directions Ooh, I hope to see you again Ooh, birds fly in different directions Ooh, so fly high, so fly high~

[liquidlyrium]

hellote, who was going to inform me of this????

I was doing couch research for fic reasons and I knew that Aziraphale’s couch had some sort of kitchy/chintzy throw blanket/quilts on there (part of that Gramma aesthetic) but I just….. I zoomed in on one of the stills and I just………….. I realized….

There are …. two blankets. One red and one blue.

The red blanket is on the left side of the couch…. the blue one is on the right…. 

THE CREW IS JUST GIVING US HIS AND HIS MATCHING BLANKETS???? AND NOT TELLING US? I CAN’T!!!! *lies down and weeps*

(Also that blue one is an EXCELLENT callback to Aziraphale’s Globe outfit even if the fabric isn’t a perfect match it’s still the right colors and the patterns are v similar… just much bigger on the blanket, also I love the sinuous little loops that go through the blanket on Crowley’s side of the couch)

ineffable burritos. that is all, ty.

also please imagine Crowley being an annoying shit and then Aziraphale just rolls over and starts smothering him with 6000 yards of the softest fabric known to man. And love.

[elahogn]

Give me 3 Crowley-s, i will bring 3 Aziraphale-s and make fanart! 

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[trickster-archangel]

This is pure (evil) genius!!!!

[xofemeraldstars]

#meet cute

[drawlight]

I love that Aziraphale’s story starts with meeting Crowley. Not with the Creation. Nothing of Heaven. Not with anything immediately pertinent to their actual predicament. No. Instead, it all comes back to Crowley. For Aziraphale, that’s how all stories start.

[luluxa]

[tartan-thermos]

Listen, we all laugh at how much mileage Aziraphale is gonna get out of his kinky ‘captive princess’ fantasies once he and Crowley get it together, and we are completely right and correct to do so. But we’ve all been sleeping on the other half of that equation. Because Aziraphale’s the one who’s been setting up these, “Oh no, I am dramatically imperiled (and/or mildly inconvenienced); where oh where is the dashing and devilishly handsome knight who will save me?” scenarios for centuries - but Crowley’s the one who’s been turning up unfailingly, again and again and again.

Because Crowley? Crowley wants to be the hero. Crowley wants to be James Bond. He wants it so badly it hurts, bullet-hole windscreen transfers and all. Crowley’s deep, dark fantasy is that he can be good - but also a little bit bad. The rogue agent, the wild card, the one who doesn’t follow the rules, and doesn’t much truck with listening to his superiors. Crowley’s deep, dark fantasy is one in which he gets it right; in which he does the right thing at the right time, and has the right witty comeback in the right situation, and instead of being punished, he saves the day and wins the heart of the genderless celestial being of his choice. Crowley’s deep, dark fantasy is one in which he is never not in control of his situation; one in which he bounces back easily and stylishly from all manner of fights and challenges and adversity; where he faces nothing he cannot overcome with the right combination of wit, ballsiness, and a little Hollywood luck. Crowley’s deep, dark fantasy, the one he can never, ever admit out loud, is one where the world is simple and uncomplicated in the way nothing in real life is simple and uncomplicated; a world in which the good end happily, the bad unhappily, the baddies are dispatched in PG-13 fashion, and none of it needs to be questioned or second-guessed at all.

Crowley’s deep, dark fantasy is one in which there is nothing so dastardly, nothing so terrible or fearsome, that it cannot be solved by a guy in a flash suit arriving in the nick of time with a fancy car, and a complicated watch, and a pen that can write underwater.

[kryptaria]

This is so canonically true and so beautiful, my heart hurts.

[flurgburgler]

good old fashioned lover boy

[martindykewood]

woke: the nazis recognized crowley because he was working for british counterintelligence 

also woke: crowley didn’t actually know exactly when and where aziraphale’s book deal was going down, he just had a vague idea, so he’d been busting into churches at random for about the past month and a half, hopping around on his burning feet, and each time he did it he Loudly announced his entrance like “here comes anthony j. crowley to save the day!” because he had a whole plan, he was gonna be so suave, but it was never aziraphale, and he ended up interrupting several other clandestine nazi meetings so that word got around in nazi circles of anthony j. crowley, the weird hopping church guy, and then when he finally did happen upon aziraphale’s deal, he was just so incredibly happy to see his angel that he completely forgot his smooth introduction, but the nazis recognized him as the weird hopping church guy so they did it for him.

[dotstronaut]

Ask me for anything, I’ll give you everything. Is the invitation to tempt in itself a temptation? A confession? It doesn’t matter. Because you might be fallen, but I fell for you a long time ago.

More from my roleswap au, You Know My Name (tag: ineffable reptiles) - because everyone needs a little more slowburn/mutual pining in their lives.

Transcription: Crowley: You could tempt me, if you wanted to. Azira: You’d say yes? Crowley: You know I would. Azira: Then no, I can’t.

[acrownforaking]

out of context Michael Sheen quotes from David Tennant Does a Podcast

“I wanted to kill everyone in that room, including myself.”

“I’m just a fucking monkey prostitute. That’s what I am.”

“The deeply dark psychological thing of: I just don’t like myself very much.”

“I did the best work I ever thought I’d done, and precisely nothing happened. Nobody gave a shit.”

“Forty is wastelands as far as I was concerned, let alone fifty, GOD.”

“I’m in the Fifty to Death bit.”

[exploratorybees]

oh you can’t forget: “BETTER THAN THE REAL THING” *in Sheen’s very intense impression of his father*

[mercutiowned]

crowley’s apartment is sparse and minimalistic because hell is so crowded

aziraphale’s bookshop is so crowded and intimate because heaven is so empty

[thillyhead]

Crowley going through a punk phase, and Aziraphale successfully cramping his style.

[saint-batrick]

glue. or gelatin. and an iron.

i remember helping my sister's friends do his in the 80s.

[ineffectualdemon]

I knew a guy who only passed highschool chemistry because he wrote up his home made concoction for keeping up his mohawk in proper chemistry notation and shit

[portabledocumentgf]

realisations: ‘hang on, i can do this’

[captainlordauditor]

tired: Aziraphale isn’t gay because he’s nonbinary

wired: Aziraphale IS gay because he’s still living in the 19th century and sees gender and sexuality as inextricably tied together

inspired: Aziraphale doesn’t know how to quantify his gayness when his partner keeps hoarding the genders and bouncing around them

[captainlordauditor]

Someone: Aren’t you gay?

Aziraphale, who presents masculine and uses he/him pronouns but has no particular attachment to gender, watching his spouse who is currently his wife superglue coins to the sidewalk: I have no idea how to answer that question.

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

all the things currently haunting me about michael sheen:

his father, the jack nicholson impersonator so similar in appearance he sometimes played jack nicholson when jack nicholson didn’t show up to events

a scout trying to recruit him for the arsenal youth team and put him on a path to professional soccer

“i quit drama school because i had a breakdown over people thinking my turn as oedipus was just ok” like he was clearly making fun of himself but also what a wild way of putting that

he dated sarah FUCKING silverman for four years and they broke up because he wanted to return to the uk to do an activism after brexit and she didn’t want to abandon the states after tr*mp was elected

he namedropped neilman when he was defending genre fiction in a press interview for twilight and neilman sent him a box of first editions and took him out for the wildest sushi dinner i have ever heard of in my life and showed him a little compartment in his car and he was just like… randomly around for good omens adaptation negotiations as early as the terry gilliam days

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

i’m updating this post

gave up his life savings to fund the homeless world cup, a beautiful and noble gesture but in the context of the above like jesus christ of COURSE you’re actually that good you BASTARD

had his nametag switched with another baby at the hospital, was originally going to be christopher but the nametag said michael and his parents went with it, is probably the antichrist

[weaver-z]

Do you guys ever think about how Crowley calls on God when he’s in pain and Aziraphale calls on God when he’s trying to get what he wants? What does it mean??

[ineffable-winged-bastards]