hopepunk

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[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[lgbtlaughs]

ACT UP, 1990

[kittensnax]

weed isnt dangerous because its a "gateway drug" or whatever its dangerous because it puts you in the exact mindset to post song lyrics without context as if it's the sickest thing you've ever heard

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[poetrylesbian]

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

[ritavonbees]

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

[obscene-beans]

IM WEEPING AGAHAHAHAHAGAHA

[nyancrimew]

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

[fairycosmos]

theres a big conspiracy theory going round that you can be horribly flawed and also genuinely loved. crazy if true

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[langernameohnebedeutung]

the 'how big is your english vocabulary' test dropped new ship dynamics

[artemisrhodon-deactivated202403]

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

[forsapphics]

New York City, 1970s

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[fuer-diesen-sommer]

Information

[alhashimis]

Leverage (+ Redemption) & Star Trek (minus actor appearances)

happiest of birthdays, @chloefraazer!!

[porkbuttsandtaters]

tumblr media criticism

[vsemily]

I feel more like me when I’m around you

[blackbirds-on-the-marsh]

[ID: a drawing of four figures walking together, their arms around each other, wide smiles on their faces. Each has a pride flag on their shirt, the first having the lesbian flag, the second the gay flag, the third the bi flag, and the fourth the trans flag. End ID.]