aspiring CADAVER

24 | cis woman 𖹭 | taken | 18+ | pfp: disorder!

[deathgasmic]

“i like crazy girls” no you don’t. you like when hypersexual tendencies are symptoms

[demiiwhiffin]

evil is stored in the heart

[toomanyfrogswtf]

This may be my favourite Gerard Donelan comic :p

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[sugarcross]

[imjustexistingtbh]

let’s bonk with mama

[bisonwares]

Showing off the Arapaima I made! (Pattern also made by me)

This was the test of the new pattern and I love her. 🎏💕

[toytoytoytoy]

if im agp then why is my fetish being a man

[cissytrapjames]

Kind of unironically, yeah. I'm more like an autoandrophile at this point

[artpopfath3r]

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[imlunanoche02]

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!

[girllockedintower]

I like to ask for permission to do things I know you don’t want me to do just cause I wanna hear you say no you’re not allowed to do that

[heladodepistacho12]

"Cybernetic Paranoia" by Yutaka Hidaka (1994)

[lakevida]

tips for premature ejaculation? I also never eat fruit and think it’s disgusting

youre doomed in this life and the next farewell

[lamignonette]

[micromontage]

transitioning to reply guy

[goodgoodgoodgirl-collection]

can we talk about "I'm so proud of you" as a manipulation tactic. you pushed past your boundaries and did something you weren't comfortable with? that's amazing princess I'm so proud of you. you set aside your misgivings and let me use you in a way that made you nervous? you were so good for me baby I'm so proud of you. you faced your embarrassment head-on and did something that humiliated you? you were so brave sweetheart I'm so proud of you. good job. do it again