Emma

Sagittarius | theatre | 5/30/14

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

IM CRYING

[bigeisamazing]

[ashkenazis-deactivated20161127]

both of my legs are asleep

[ughjeez-deactivated20161007]

Draw dicks on them

[theshellshack]

[mordecai-put-your-phone-away]

when you have no idea what the fuck is going on in class anymore

[unnaturalist]

[jmmiy]

im so confused

[hiyokosai0nji-deactivated201401]

every teenager goes through this phase, its just puberty.

[topherchris]

[chalkandwater]

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

[frosidon]

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

[frivolouscake]

reblogging today as appropriate

[kaisacheron]

This is… oddly beautiful.

[melissapaigexx-deactivated20170]

Omg. I love this post so much

[kaisacheron]

STAY TIL THE ENDING OMG

[yungdesideratum]

ITS BACK THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR

[foltynska]

[yamcha]

lmfaoooooo

[terrysdiary]

[dayzea]

When life gets tough it’s time to do some weird shit to your hair

[bodyglitter]

me: protect the bees!!!

bee: [comes near me]

me:

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[housesonthehill]

[bigsphinxofquartz]

so how about that new tumblr logo?

let’s try… zooming and enhancing

that’s pretty good, but let’s see how much futher we can take this

is that a… a tiny triangle at the bottom? I think that’s a tiny triangle at the bottom. let’s zoom in a bit further

I think we’re onto something. we can go deeper. zoom and enhance one last time. gotta figure out what that tiny triangle is

I KNEW IT

[stability]

someone: “omg you’re so pretty!”

me: