Is This The Krusty Crab?

★✿♡ Pasta Squad. Age: Unknown .♡✿★

[tyriolipasta]

!!

[seasonforwonder]

[pangur-and-grim]

local worm loves heating vent

[pangur-and-grim]

to those commenting on her bones (or lack-thereof): that’s just how a lady sits

[bjurnberg]

is Local Worm really her name? Please let it be her name.

[pangur-and-grim]

yeah

[elodieunderglass]

the uncanny s-curve of this cat’s spine reminds me that no matter how dark things seem, there are things in this world that I will never understand, and unexpected depths even to things that I thought were familiar

[pangur-and-grim]

yeah

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[kitty]

AAAAAAAA PLAY WITH SOUND AGAIN OMG MY HEART

[friksakes-deactivated20230510]

omgggggggg 💖💖

[fiftyshadesofslay]

THERES MORE

[kreolemami]

WHOSE CHILD IS TJHIS I LOVE HIMM

[tinderfinds]

It’s what you do with it.

[upside-happenings]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yimmypee]

[porterr-robinson]

[alayne-stonecoldfox]

[stumupm]

Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

[quantummindclassicalheart]

Then they got an idea! An awful idea! THE BRANDS GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! All the marketers thought, “Why should tickets suffice? With the Grinch selling knick-knacks, why, we’ll be paid twice!”

Forget all the morals! There’s cash to be made. From frosting to forklifts to Grinch Gatorade! Just slap his face on there and tint it with green And prepare for profits, yes, profits obscene!

From a seasonal, festival holiday grump, The Grinch had been played for a capital chump. “No more! Won’t you forget these trinkets?” he pleads. “Christmas isn’t junk! It’s your bonds and your deeds.”

For a moment, they paused. Was there more to this day Than products and placements and big bonus pay? The PR men sniffed and they shrugged and they sighed. Then they threw him some cash and they went back inside.

[stumupm]

You win best addition to my post

[fasterfood]

[lvd2]

[4gifs]

[ruinedchildhood]

When people don’t hold the elevator for me

[jumex]

I’m gonna kms

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny

[raiseyourweapon]

This show hurts my brain

[cool-ghoul]

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

[zahracusdottir]

Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.

[space-is-out-there]

DO YOU WANNA GET STRIKED

[pussylightlytoasted]

@endlessyuji

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

How to Create a Positive Impression

1. Smile: People who smile are viewed as being warmer and friendlier individuals.

2. Be easy to impress, or to make laugh and smile: Others also worry about how people see them. If they think that they’re succeeding, then they’ll like you even more.

3. Show interest and liking through your use of body language: Face the person, look them in the eye when you’re talking, and show you are friendly through your open body stance (uncrossed arms and legs etc.)

4. Remember the power of transfer traits: Basically, that means that if you say nice things about other people, they assume you’ll say nice things about them, too … Or if you criticise others, then you’ll criticise them, too.

5. Poke fun at yourself: It makes you seem more human and approachable.

6. Remember the power of emotional contagion: That means that others tend to pick up the emotions we project. So, if you seem laid back, warm, happy and relaxed then those you are with will start to feel the same way, too.

7. Remember the name and few basic facts about the person you are talking to: Such as their job, college major, favourite hobby, favourite food, places they have been to or awards they have received.