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life is so aggressively ok right now. an old friend and i held hands and cuddled the other night and i can’t stop thinking about it and i got to come home and tell me wife and partner about it giddily and they were both happy and supportive and that’s just the coolest feeling

i just had dreams about my ex for what felt like all night and i hate how that makes me feel achey for them i hope they’re doing ok

#self #picky and me

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thememedaddy

#my wife forreal just finished doing this and got RBT certified :^)

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being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

fuckyoubaker

A HOPE POWERED KILLDOZER

great-and-small

I am constantly thinking about this

great-and-small

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

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amnesiaguy

Jenny Holzer, Plague Series from the Living Series, 1980-1982, bronze

dogpuppy

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the-punforgiven

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

#me w my 2006 honda accord