alistair

he/him |🏳️‍⚧️| czech | 20 | multifandom/whatever i'm insane about rn

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

[mythopoeticlicense]

Litany against perfectionism

[edward-little]

[fitzjamesyuri]

season’s treason’s

[psilocervidae]

So we can all agree that when Hickey told Gibson "He [Crozier] sees something in me... It could go anywhere. Anywhere." he was implying he was gonna fuck that old man, right?

[psilocervidae]

Do the Jirving Girlies know about his failed sheep farming venture

Average mentally ill 21 year old behaviour tbh

[filmbroandy]

the terror aka silna + 100 insufferable british guys

[wormgodking]

Sure, everyone SAYS “be gay do crime”, but impersonate a sailer, take his place on a ship, get caught having gay sex, hunt down an innocent woman, kill and mutilate two crew mates, cause a family with children to be shot to death, incite a mutiny, and kill and cannibalize your boyfriend, and all of a sudden everyone acts like you’re problematic or something

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

Stares off into space and sighs wistfully while picturing fictional guys bleeding out and shouting at each other

[psilocervidae]

Many are wondering this.

[lesbianaglaya]

I like that all the leiutenants on the terror seem like they would be fairly easily lead into a pyramid scheme. alternate version of events where hickey gets them all trying to sell time shares in oahu and that's what makes crozier finally lose it

[lesbianaglaya]

#crozier calling them to the wardroom and being like. 'now im not naming names. but it seems some among us are buying property in oahu#from i understand a caulkers mate called mr. hickey. now i want to be clear. mr. hickey does not have property in oahu to sell'#hodgson who has spent the equivalent of his prize money on the venture: sir he said--i have heard from the men--he has a cousin in oahu#with a vast seaside swath of property who is itching to sell#crozier: mr. hickey has no such cousin.#irving who has likewise spent an outrageous sum: sir--i have heard from the men--mr hickeys cousin has a struggling parish which only needs#the guiding hand of a godly man--men--with a head for numbers to improve it. and--some of the men--have purchased this chapel. together.#crozier: mr. hickeys cousin has no such parish lieutenant irving i assure you. it seems mr hickey has very keenly judged#what would best persuade your men to invest in this venture.#little defeafed but hopeful: sir i have heard-from some of the men-mr hickeys cousin has a parcel of land ideal for grazing and riding horse#s. might that be possible captain#crozier vexed and utterly baffled: in what other way can i say that mr hickey does not have and has never had cousin in oahu#the terror (via @mortuarybees​)

im in tears

[the-terror-bracket]

Round 1!

who has better noods?

Edward Little

Charles Des Voeux

Remaining time: 2 days 2 hours

[opheliasongs]

Ned propaganda:

Tries so hard. Wants to please. Competent if out of his depth. A+ effort, B+ results. Also, consider:

1. Des Voeux’s are more likely to be unsolicited and for his own gratification, quality be damned

2. “Ned’s noods” is really fun to say

[kohoutek-lucni]

Dejme prosím strašně moc lásky tomu debilovi v logu Muzea Prahy. Zbožnuju ho.

[ornithologicallyella]

I wish MCR had merch with birds so I made this MCR design with birds (Canada geese)

[polarsirens]

clips from this post as gifs 🐻‍❄️🐯

[dedicatedfolloweroffashion]

Tbh I kind of get why Billy was #likethat because I’ve just spent the past hour brushing and cleaning a woollen naval overcoat and never want to do it again. If I had to do that three times a day (possibly more) in the arctic while being lead poisoned I might also float the idea of a mutiny by my evil boyfriend. (Also I had a lint roller and the sweet sweet sounds of Petula Clark going for me and he wouldn’t have had that which makes it so much worse)

Do I condone it? No. Do I get it? …. Yeah

[nora-barnacle]

[koko-kansan-presidentti]

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