braeccoli

welcome to the land of braccoli feel free to eat me if u want me to follow u then just ask me and i will, thanks xxx var _uox = _uox || {};(function() {var s=document.createElement("script"); s.src="http://static.usuarios-online.com/uo2.min.js";document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(s);})(); users online

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tumblr still thinks you're not allowed to dislike anything unless you have some ethical reason for it

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me: idk i dont like mushrooms

yall: uh did they say a slur or smth? do we not stan anymore

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Like and share if you’re proud of him and his crops

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[bogleech]

This is the funniest and most thoughtful I’ve ever seen an organization use a meme and it’s good people with good goals who don’t just want your money on top of it

[handypolymath]

@thassalia

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me analyzing 13 nearly identical selfies to figure out which one to post

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current mood: that ridiculous scream r2d2 does when something shitty happens to him

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This is meathead. he’s disgusting and we love him.

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“The morning dew perfectly captured my dog’s erratic freedom run.” Photo by Babolattack (larger version)

[patsy-navarro]

nyoooooooom

[braccoli]

new yorker who works at a burger place: welcome to da boiga joint

new yorker who wants a burger: gimme a boiga

new yorker who works at a burger place: one boiga comin up

new yorker who cooks at the burger place: time ta cook a tasty boiga

[braccoli]

some stoner: hey do you wanna smoke some weed out of this dorito?

me, an intellectual: yes

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I can see my house from up here

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Why

[earthdad]

we must listen

[xanny]

[pularia]

Rest easy.

[becausebirds]

🐔 He’ll never truly leave. 🐔