An Incredibly Tall Wizard's Tower

Dinosaurs! Vampires! Wizards! Magical Girls! | 38 | Don't ask for their permission. They'll never say that you're allowed. Be like a cloud.

[lamignonette]

[7fff00]

Diplodocus spice jar by Kayser Ceramics

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

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(anon submission)

[the-quasar-hero]

best get to steppin

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[goth-queen]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[sister-lucifer]

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

[rhyme-plus-zombie]

sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

[piiissssss]

tag what you're majoring in/intend on majoring in

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

Respecting Women

[juggalosmoker100-deactivated202]

bat man

[gaydva-deactivated20180104]

minecraft

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

youtube

[toast-potent]

in the tags guys

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

fuckin weed

[pacificrim-archive]

W

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Criminal justice and psychology

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

i’m terrified that i’ll lock myself into an interest that i’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i’ve pursued over my life!

[zonecassette]

Minecraft

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

minecraft as well

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[hazoret]

I NEED to understand how this guy’s brain works

[lazorsandparadox]

Ive looked at this guys deviantart. He likes making comics where judy dies, but only if its funny. There are a lot of comics like that in his gallery, or there were last time i checked. The fox in the picture is not nick wilde, its a female fox oc who he wrote about judy getting with and marrying and adopting kids with after she broke up with nick. The abortion comic was not actually pro life, it was just meant to be a one shot soap opera type story that happened to use abortion to create the drama. Judy is supposed to be the one in the right in that comic, which is why she gets all those nice things happening to her in the follow up comic.

I think the thought process is that he wants to write overly dramatic and silly stories and just happens to use zootopia characters to do that instead of making up ocs for it for some reason.

[zephyrwrites2]

[mousathe14]

Oh wow, this actually is a soap opera. That’s insane.

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[genderqueerpositivity]

(Image description: the inclusive lesbian, bisexual, aromantic, asexual, rainbow, nonbinary, demisexual, demiromantic, genderfluid, and intersex pride flags with the words "pride is for all of us" centered in white text.)

[girlydemise]

Adhd is just more ram in the brain

[brachio-sorcery]

Hey! Teacher! Leave them kids alone!

[lgbtlaughs]

LEGO is hosting the world’s smallest Pride parade to celebrate Stonewall’s 50th anniversary

[lost-and-kinda-dumb]

i don't think i'll ever forget when the boys' PE teacher so casually prompted me to join the other lads. there were no bells and whistles or some big grand gesture making a massive deal. he tret me like he would any other young lad. school was rough for me (like with most queer kids), so moments like these really shine. cheers, sir 🫡

[lusaloo]

Collab w/ @koifoxes ! Updated portraits for the batcase Coradial Reunion mod!

[katriaarts]

MINA HAAAAA

[portalzine]

Happy pride! I'm gearing up to assemble people for the second volume!

[viralfrog]

[cameoamalthea]

Things to do with your twin