Brain rotTMNT 2.0

He/Him 🏳️‍⚧️ Older than 30

[brain-rot-tmnt]

I guess it's time for a new master post, eh?

So, for anyone new here. Hi my name is Noodle, and I'm older than you*.

I am also a certified peddler of angst, as designated by @brick-kisser-offical

If you think you've seen this blog before but sort of different, here's why.

Ao3 <- that links directly to my sfw pseud. Please be aware that outside of that pseud you will encounter adult content.

I also draw, and you can find all that under the tag #rotten art.

Always happy to receive asks. I'm also open to art suggestions, but keep in mind they're at my discretion. I may not use your suggestion, or I may use it in a way you weren't thinking of. Request =/= commission.

⭐️ Links ⭐️

Rise of the Dividers Masterpost

Art refs I use regularly

Current Ask Game

*except @so-called-yokai , who is certifiably Ancient™

[socioartist]

Extinction Au

This will be more of a slice of life thing. Haha.

It’ll be fun regardless!

Masterpost

[mishacakes]

haven’t posted The Idiots Supreme in a hot HOT minute. let’s fix that.

[great-and-small]

Reading an article on softshell turtles and found this unintentionally hilarious anecdote about their bite strength

[blackcatgirlie]

@enbycarp

[mirai-dreaming-tmnt]

sometimes lore just spontaneously bursts into existence a la Athena busting out of Zeus's head, huh?

like i know cj being Leo's son is the popular take but what if his dad was literally just Some Random Guy

[brain-rot-tmnt]

Ello Noodle.

Sup, snazzle?

[pvtpunsart]

The Whistle

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Risk assessment...

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

SERIOUS: NEW BOT SCAM ALERT

heya!

this right here?

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT REAL.

the "@staff" is just the bio text.

tumblr staff will not contact you through anything other than email or their official accounts, which will all have this badge:

DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THIS OR SIMILAR ACCOUNTS AND ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS FROM IT.

report and block. i'd also appreciate it if you shared this post, bc that blog was JUST created and was already tagging a LOT of people, and i know not everyone has the scam-sensing instinct, even if this might seem obvious to some.

@staff @tumblr @support

[vinceaddams]

I just got tagged by one of these! Yikes!

(I also get tagged by this sort of scam page pretty regularly on facebook.)

[afreakingdork]

2,000 Follower One-Shot Giveaway! 🎉

I can't thank you all enough for your support!

OH WAIT

EXCEPT I CAN!!!

✨ I'm giving away one one-shot fiction of your choice to one lucky follower! ✨

How to Enter: ✅ Follow me ✅ Like this post

Bonus Entry: ✨ Reblog this post for an extra entry!

Giveaway runs from now through June 16, 2026. I will then select a winner via a random drawing and contact them through Tumblr DMs. More giveaway rules down below! If you have any questions, always feel free and thank you all again!!!

Giveaway Rules You must follow me to enter. The requested work must be for a fandom I'm familiar with so that I can write it accurately. If you win, you must have your DMs open so we can discuss the details of your request. I will need to know your age if the requested content could involve mature themes. I will not write explicit content for minors. I will not accept requests involving incest or pedophilia. There is no minimum or maximum word count for the one-shot. The final length will be determined solely by what is necessary to fulfill the request. This work will be completed alongside my regular writing workload and therefore does not have a guaranteed completion date. While I will make every effort to finish it within a reasonable timeframe, delays may occur depending on my schedule and other commitments. These guidelines are not exhaustive. There may be topics, themes, or types of content that I am not comfortable with writing that are not specifically identified here. If a request falls outside these guidelines, we can discuss the best way to proceed. You do not need to come into this giveaway with a fully developed one-shot idea. Having a general concept, trope, prompt, or starting point can be helpful, but it's not required. I'd love for this to be a collaborative process.

[crimson-leaf]

My goodness @afreakingdork does a ton of writing. So generous to take the time to offer a one-shot to one lucky winner. They have a vast collection of works that anybody that likes ROTTMNT/OC/Reader fics would love. Give them a read!

[saptorred]

Tired turtle…💤

[bizarrelittlemew]

Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

Well, have I got the html for you!

Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!

Second kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">

Third kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">

nth kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6y7qGtC/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">

yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">

It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):

Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)

[bizarrelittlemew]

So happy to see people enjoying these and spreading the love 💖

UPDATE with some suggestions from the replies! And bonus: cookie kudos.

HTML codes under the cut.

ALL the kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/KsndWzq/all-the-kudos.png" alt="all the kudos">

Chapter kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/9ZSmqrp/Chapter-kudos.png" alt="Chapter kudos">

Elevenses kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6P4JTsP/elevenses-kudos.png" alt="elevenses kudos">

Heaps of kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/GvRw2HS/heaps-of-kudos.png" alt="heaps of kudos">

Kisses your forehead kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6nph6nM/kisses-your-forehead.png" alt="kisses your forehead kudos">

Reading in public kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/f1HDR2K/reading-in-public.png" alt="reading in public kudos">

Re-read kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/jWYQ8bt/re-read-kudos.png" alt="re-read kudos">

Should be working kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/26WJHKg/should-be-working.png" alt="should be working kudos">

Read the whole fic in one go kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/jMHrgSk/the-whole-fic.png" alt="read the whole fic in one go kudos">

Ungodly hour kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/84300T6/ungodly-hour.png" alt="ungodly hour kudos">

What about elevenses kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/WW3cQJ2/what-about-elevenses.png" alt="what about elevenses kudos">

[gingersnapwolves]

let me tell you, I got a ‘kisses your forehead’ kudos and it absolutely made my day

[001x456]

[krillenjoyer]

Coming back for the first time in ages to drop some afterlife angst

--> AKA Leo dies right after they fish him out of the prison dimension due to medical complications (EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY WAS BROKEN) and the rest of the family gets to grow up without him <333 Mikey dies at 36 after an incident with his mystic powers. He can't believe how small his big bro used to be.

[snazzy-here]

I fucking knew it I KNEW. Ghost in the Shell broke me in many ways, that was i think the first time i ever sobbed sobbed over a fic. (I was i think starting or in the middle of lfls at that point-)

[brain-rot-tmnt]

Remember that chemistry test?

I have no idea what it did to my head but I just did the other two chemistry tests in the same evening with flying colors.

Nice!! You successfully locked in!

[brain-rot-tmnt]

Hi noodle

Hi Cherry, I saw your previous ask too lol, I was just at the vet. What's up?

[thursdaysyme]

[thursdaysyme]

i just love this panel i forgot a close up

[underratedtmntaucompetition]

HELLO PEOPLE OF THE TMNT FANDOM!

I have a very exciting announcement!

On the 1st of September of 2026, (this year.) This blog will be hosting the first Underrated TMNT Au Competition! It is planned to have 16 creators compete against each other to make it to the number 1 spot!

This is a competition for underrated creators and their au's! So if you know anyone that isn't getting the appreciation that they deserve, then this is the place for them!

To enter yourself or someone else, send an email to [email protected] or send in an ask! (If entering someone other than yourself, please ask the creator first if they'd like to join. Thank you!)

And now, I'm tasking you with this, fellow tmnt fan! Spread the word of this competition! You can tag people and ask for entries to have a better chance at making it into the 16 that will be chosen!

The theme of this competition will be revealed at a later date! Good luck!

[katiemaycreate]

YOOOOOOOO I LOVE THIS!!! Also so many that I know of xD

@mapleleavesart @barnowlbookworm @abbielauren2024 @brain-rot-tmnt @eggbem @hotflatwaffleyaps @indieyuugure @monebula-art @pvtpunsart @qoldenskies @reclusive-raven @tangledinink @wafflekidgirlboy @zuvoo

[brain-rot-tmnt]

Me?? 🥺

(I dunno which AU I would even enter)

Spreading the word to @allhailthedumpsterfire @mirai-dreaming-tmnt @batboysforthewin and everyone else who follows me I can't remember everyone's usernames rn 😅