Bambi🦌

[jovemcarioca]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[spiritualevolution1111]

Still first in space

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

Fun game:

Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

[tangleofrainbows]

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

[gayrab]

[legalmeth]

i cant believe ppl really give ecstasy out on halloween and say its candy?? i need an address for where this is happening

[foxytail11]

Hehe love the length of my tail =)

My tail sets || Tail purchased HERE

[honeys-princess]

tell her what a good girl she is while she cums (▰˘◡˘▰)

[a-pool-shaped-moon-deactivated2]

I just want every teenage girl who’s just starting to have sex to know that it’s completely okay to NOT want to replicate porn, to NOT want to do anal, to NOT want to have threesomes and to NOT want to do bdsm. You’re not “boring” or “a prude” or “a kink shamer”, nor do you need to be fixed. You’re not wrong for not wanting to have wild unsafe or degrading sex. Your boundaries are completely okay and there’s nothing wrong with being “vanilla”.

[89584957294589425-deactivated20]

Also it’s okay to not want to give blowjobs and to not want to have penetrative sex. It’s okay to back out of having sex that you previously agreed to. You do not owe anyone any kind of sex for any kind of reason, and if they cared about you they wouldn’t pressure you. It’s okay to not be ready for sex. (And it’s okay to never have sex!)

[thehandbehindthepen]

THIS THIS THIS

[floralwaterwitch]

Sacred little spaces 💕

[faguettella-deactivated20180221]

me: im so happy with my life right now

stress: 

[cybergata]

BFF

[churchyardchild-blog]

[babybluepastel]

[littlecubbie]

[alphaedge]

photo reblogged from: @msexplorer

[weloveshortvideos]

[nutfertiti-deactivated20160504]

I love this

[uglyassprettyboy]

I’m crying

[lame-gamer-kensou]

*calmly* “Ma’am, put your hands up.  Ma’am.  Ma-”

*excited* “We have a runner, requesting backup!  White female, 3 weeks old!”

[lovelyarpakasso]