[nawaffs-deactivated20200221]

You never know what people have to go home to, always be kind.

[peepuddle-deactivated20230124]

i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!

[unstoppable0force]

Searching for new clients

I'm selling nudes(old, new & custom!), I'm also selling some videos I made with my boyfriend & will make custom ones if wanted, I also do talking on the phone (sexual & nonsexual) message me if interested!

[birdschoolforbirds]

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

[birdschoolforbirds]

[ob2komario-blog]

Fact:

They actually did that.

[the-emef]

cannot. stop. laughing.

[3countylaugh]

Nature’s steady cam, once again one step ahead of us.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Consider: Found Footage Horror but it’s all filmed by Chicken Cams

[seashellronan]

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

[savethebeesbby]

bdsm stands for

Bees Do So Much for the environment

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

i love pictures of small animals sitting on really big cushions

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

exhibits

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

[bakedlilbae]

After I told her I have strep 😂

[thegrouse86]

Best mom ever.

[helen007900]

Friend: Hey, are you okay you look upset.

Me, an autistic: No, I’m fine this is just my face.

[castoffyourcrown-deactivated201]

It’s the Autism Article Drinking Game! That’s right friends, you can turn your despair at being misrepresented and marginalized and turn it into a drinking game to make you temporarily forget that it’s happening! Here’s how you play;

Take a drink if -the article was NOT written by an Autistic person -the article is about young children with Autism and doesn’t seem to think Autistic people can grow into adults -The article is geared toward straight white middle-class nonverbal boys and does not aknowledge that anybody else can be Autistic -it was written by a self-congratulating parent talking about their “battle” with raising an Autistic child -Bonus points if they completely dehumanize said child and berate their behavior and yet brag about how much they love them -It acts like Autistic people/Autism is a horrible burden on society -Infantalizes Autistics -Uses anything from Autism $peaks as a source -talks about “combating” Autism, as if we were some kind of terrorist organization -uses the word “epidemic” And finish your soul-crushing booze marathon if they seem to think that Autism can in any way be cured, despite the fact that it is a neurological condition and is not in any way able to be cured, not even taking into account that many, if not all of us, don’t want to be.

[awesomlyautistic]

Warning! Don’t use this on Facebook, you will be hammered after five minutes of scrolling.

[thatautisticadhdfeel]

“Are you high functioning or low functioning?”

Bold of u to assume I function

[sosuperawesome]

Poseable Miniature Birds, by Katie Doka on Etsy

See our ‘miniatures’ tag

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

you didn’t show the best ones!

[catchymemes]

[kaedien]

video of the year

[thebootydiaries]

What girls say: I’m fine

What girls mean: I’m too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I’ve been over and she’s asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I’ve been saying no but I’m dying of thirst

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011

[light-em-up-benzedrine]

Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…

[aluminumapples]

New immortal vs. old immortal

[solarflare-s]

pshahajsjs my cat, everyone

[princesstigerbelle]

When you have to pee but the cat is laying on you so you’d rather die

[dangerbaby]

Slide your fingers inside me and then keep going with the conversation like you’re not knuckle deep inside me reminding me who I belong to.