The Voices

Three raccoons in a trench coat.

[lelouch]

💍🕊 Bridal Royale: The Bride is the Empire's Strongest Knight!? 🕊💍

Chapter 1 translation below!

This event takes place in R2, when Lelouch recovers his memories and goes to the Chinese Federation.

♡ Kannon

A few days ago, Zero suddenly appeared at the Chinese Federation Consulate. It is unclear whether he is the same person as the Zero captured a year ago. However, as mentioned in the video i showed, the murder of Governor Alex Calares, the release of the Black Knights who were about to be executed, the attack on Princess Nunnally...

He does seem like someone who can pull off those things

♡ Schneizel

I see. It seems certain that he's a tricky character.

♡ Kannon

So how will His Highness respond?

♡ Schneizel

That being said, I have the task of conquering Europia. Besides, after Carales died, Nunnally became the governor of Area 11. I'll leave this to her and the Knight of Seven. However, that deal should be settled soon. If that happens, Zero won't be able to move.

♡ Kannon

That said... the Grand Eunuchs approached me about something

♡ Schneizel

Yes. Zero took refuge in the Chinese Federation Consulate. It's a huge nation that occupies one third of the world. If he wants to fight Britannia, the best thing for Zero to do is to obtain the power of the Chinese Federation.

However... What would happen if the Chinese Federation and Britannia joined forces?

♡ Odysseus

Thank you for coming. I'm glad you all gathered here, siblings.

♡ Guinevere

If my brother says he has something important to say, I will rush over right away.

♡ Carine

Certainly. Is there something that bothers you, brother Odysseus?

♡ Odysseus

Something bothering me? no, no. Don't look so scared. They're good news.

♡ Guinevere

Good news?

♡ Odysseus

Yes. My marriage has been arranged.

♡ Royal family

Marriage?!

♡ Guinevere

Marriage? Brother Odysseus?

♡ Carine

Who is your partner?

♡ Prince A

To marry Brother Odysseus, who is the first prince, you have to come from a very good family.

♡ Prince B

Yes. It's also related to the succession to the throne...

♡ Odysseus

Hey, everyone, calm down. Schneizel, can you explain it to everyone?

♡ Schneizel

Okay. Now, I'll explain it to you instead. My brother is going to marry is Jiang Lihua, head of state of the Chinese Federation.

♡ Guinevere

The head of state of the Chinese Federation is the emperor.

♡ Carine

But the current emperor is definitely...

♡ Odysseus

Yeah. He's a little older than me, though.

♡ Schneizel

The Chinese Federation has expressed a desire to ease the long-running conflict for some time now.

♡ Guinevere

That means...

♡ Schneizel

This marriage was also proposed by the other side.

♡ Schneizel

But don't get me wrong. the Empress is attracted to your gentle personality and wants to marry you.

TN: 🤢

♡ Odysseus

I've been single for a long time, too. I thought I'd settle down if i was treated well.

♡ Guinevere

I-I see. That's a great decision, brother.

♡ Carine

Congratulations, brother Odysseus.

♡ Prince A

It's a very happy occasion, brother.

♡ Princess A

Congratulations, brother!

♡ Odysseus

Oh... thank you, siblings. I'm happy to receive so many blessings.

♡ Guinevere

No. If you're getting married, we'll be as happy as if it were our own. Right, everyone?

♡ Royal family

Yes. Of course.

♡ Odysseus

I'm glad everyone is so happy. Why don't you take this opportunity to find a partner yourself, Schneizel?

♡ Schneizel

Eh?

♡ Odysseus

Huh? What's wrong? Suddenly you're serious

♡ Schneizel

No, nothing. You're joking...

♡ Odysseus

No no. I'm very serious.

♡ Odysseus

Schneizel, like me, you've been single for a long time, haven't you?

I thought it was about time you settled down.

♡ Schneizel

Huh?

♡ Schneizel

(I don't have the slightest ill will towards my brother. If he said that with good intentions, I can't just turn him down. Now, what should I do...?)

♡ Monica

Excuse me, members of the royal family. The orders that have been bestowed upon me by His Majesty the Emperor...

♡ Schneizel

(Hmm. The Knights of Round...)

Then let's do this

♡ Monica

His Highness Schneizel?

♡ Schneizel

I will choose my wife from among the Knights of Round, the strongest knights in the empire.

♡ Royal family

EH!?

♡ Monica

WHAT?

[mysteryshoptls]

New Trouble Lines

Each student now has individual trouble lines when faced with a specific opponent. These can be spoken in either order and should still mostly make sense.

HEARTSLABYUL

SAVANACLAW

OCTAVINELLE

SCARABIA

POMEFIORE

IGNIHYDE

DIASOMNIA

GRIM

Requested by Anonymous.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

[fyageee]

Choose a parent, epel

[brainrot-bookieee]

Being the unemployed friend is a very important role in every functioning platonic unit. I’m proud to be one💖

[saayatsumu]

deuce just needs a little reminder sometimes it’s okay buddy 🫶

[3rdgymbros]

HE'S ACTING LIKE A TIRED HUSBAND 😭

[crunchymayo]

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

[brainrot-bookieee]

This, but the second the garbage truck takes it away, I’m struck with inspiration that has me fall to my knees in regret; thus I hoard even more boxes that I’ll never use, so I throw them away, but the second the garbage tru—

[brainrot-bookieee]

“Can a man be cunty?” My brother asked as we watched Arcane season 2 Act II.

I turned to look at him, confused as to what in the world triggered such a question.

“…I think so.” My answer lacked confidence.

I suddenly remembered a week prior when I taught him about “serving cunt” and “eating”. The topic hadn’t been brought up again so I assumed it was lost to time.

But my teachings did not fall on deaf ears. In fact, the concept lingered in his mind. Accumulating to the formation of, what to him must have seemed, a revolutionary ask.

I was unaware my brother had reached such levels of superior thought. I was proud. Tears threatened to break pass my wary lids from the Shakespearean tragedy playing on our shared screen.

“Yes. Men can be cunty.”

This time, my words were strong.