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#the pitt

sadistrobinavitch

his dick hurts cause he wants to fuck his coworker

langdonwelldone

THIS MAN IS SO HOT THESEDAYS

#i don’t even care #like it’s fine #i don’t even careeeee #frank langdon boy mom #patrick ball

kmsk8r

@kingdonmicrofic day 8: midnight | 323/323 | rating: g

[incoming voicemail - July 23rd at 12:26 am]

Oh did it beep? I think it beeped? Dr. Langdon! Or, uh, sorry Frank. (a pause) Frank. Frank. Frank. (she giggles) Sillysillysilly, sorry, I’m still getting used to it. (Her voice drops into a conspiratorial whisper that is absolutely not quieter) Can I tell you a secret? I like Frank. No one else calls you that, I feel special. A special Mel name. (humming) You should like your name more! It’s nice. Quick! Like Mel! We match. MelandFrank. Well. That’s not as fun as when Dana yells MelandLangdon. We’re like… a compound word now.

Not that I don’t like Dr Langdon. Oh! Not like… not like like Dr Langdon… you know what I mean. Veryyyy handsome doctor name. Dr Frank Langdon. (another giggle)

(loud cheers erupt where she is)

Oh shoot — (distant) Why was I calling again… oh! Oh yes. You know that new place around the corner from the hospital? With the fancy light up signs?! Well I came here with some, uh, friends but I think my ride home is making out with someone in the bathroom and there’s no one here I want to do that with. Except… Anyways. But, I want to go home now, so I’m gonna go.

I know it’s after midnight, I’m so sorry and I know this went to voicemail so you’re busy or sleeping, but please, pretty pretty please if you’re awake can you call me back while I order an Uber or something? I don’t wanna be alone. And I like when you talk to me (she draws out the e sound). It’s very nice. You’re very nice — at least to me. I like that. I think you like it too. Which I also like.

Shoot, how long is a voicemail? Ok talking too long! Goodnight Frank. Call me back please. Buh-bye.

Outgoing Text, 12:28am

Cancel the Uber, Mel.

I’m on my way.

sadistrobinavitch

mel king is a repressed pervert with a big fat crush on her married coworker

#pervert #my two little freaks that are so weird abt each other #kingdon freak nation

my most favorite two sides of the same coin evil twins

#the pitt #da pitt #frank langdon #trinity santos #dr trinity santos #dr frank langdon #evil twins

anyway so they can nominate the entire (white) cast except the ones who are outspoken and woc

okay! okay! sure that’s completely acceptable

and i’ll say more half the people who got nominated didn’t need to get nominated pls

#the pitt #isa briones #trinity santos #shabana azeez #victoria javadi #supriya ganesh #samira mohan

we just keep winning

#kingdon #the pitt #they make me insane #melissa king #frank langdon #da pitt #rpf forever #my rpf is pure of heart and not to be taken seriously #rpf is legal and the only way to get into heaven

girldadlangdon

i do nawt participate in rpf but these comments are insane work

#rpf forever #rpf is legal and the only way to get into heaven

comradesandallies

Okey he has the ring and the bracelets BUT we always knew this is supposed to be a long road and I’m ready to watch the tension built up as slow as they want!! #Patience is a virtue

brainrot61

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#our plans are measured in centuries