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ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT, LOOKING FOR WRITING PARTNERS! Hey, I’m Brendon and I spend my nights getting paid to blow your husbands mind. - Brendon ‘B’ Urie Professional Lap Dancer / Money Maker - Dark themes / NSFW 21+ Only! - Descriptive and Literate - Multi Para / Novella preferred - Message me to plot! - Twitter: @burlesquebren Discord: Bden#7031
I made a RP account!
facts about travis lazarus “travie” mccoy
started writing graffiti when he was 7
before gym class heroes took off he worked in a tattoo parlour, taught arts and crafts at a girls+boys club, and worked overnights at a gas station. all at once.
attended art school for fine arts and illustration but dropped out; lived off the money he made selling paintings between quitting the 3 jobs above and gym class heroes taking off
got his first tattoo when he was 14; it was a spray can and after he got it he realized he was one of the only people in his area who did graffiti and he was totally giving himself away, so he got it covered up
when he plays shows he tries to make eye contact with as many people as possible to let them know he’s thankful they came to see him
loves the movie grease and the tv show cheetah girls
bites his nails
very scared of aliens
has ADD and anxiety and is kind of an imsomniac
his pet bulldog is named stitch because he loves the movie lilo & stitch so much (and he has another dog named scrump)
collects anime figurines
loves his dad soooo much
his feet are size 13??? wtf????
super amazing with kids
used to do rap battles. like serious rap battles. like he would travel into the city to do rap battles.
wrote his snakes on a plane verse in the shower and recorded it in 15 minutes
really really really wants to collaborate with andre 3000
beautiful man
my brain hurts
hey look at this video my dad took of Dallon last night!
everything is too much
“Little Lights Of Mine“ by | Ashraful Arefin
“your eyes burn like the stoplights”
sorry i’m never here. anxiety sucks. I have almost 0 safe spaces anymore.
Winona Ryder as Veronica Sawyer in Heathers (1988)
Me, looking over the architecture plans for my evil organization’s base: “Hmm. Looks good, but there’s just one one problem. The vents need to be bigger. Make those air ducts easily accessible and large and strong enough for a well-muscled adult man to crawl through them.”
Henchman: “Isn’t that a security risk?”
Me: “What? No. Also, make sure they form an unbroken connection between all the most important rooms in my lair.”
Me: “Actually, now that I think about it, why not add plush carpeting to the floor of the air ducts? Something soft and cushioning beneath knees. Can you place drinking fountains throughout? Maybe scatter some protein bars.”
Henchman: “Um… boss?
Me: “And one of those motivational posters! Is the ‘hang in there’ kitten too cheesy? Maybe… maybe I should leave handwritten notes taped to the walls. Flowers? Is flowers too much? What about tic-tacs?”
Henchman: “Jesus, boss! Do you want me to go ahead and hang up an artistic nude oil painting of you in the air ducts?”
Me: “Ooh. Do you paint?!”
Excuse me…?! Why, I never! Who do you think you are? Don’t be ridiculous. Why would you think such a thing? Disgusting. You have such a filthy, depraved mind. Gross! Ew! Ew ew ew! I built this death trap to KILL my nemesis. That’s why I included a deactivation switch in easy reach. And sexy, sexy straps… so that I can see that they’re not hiding any secret weapons, of course! I’m all business. I’m all about business. Now, get out of my sight. I need to take a bath with my nicest bath bomb and scented oils.
Henchman: “Are you alright, boss?”
Me: “Hm? Yes, I’m fine. Why do you ask?”
Henchman: “Well. I mean. You’ve been listening to ‘Genghis Khan’ by Miike Snow on repeat for sixteen loops while watching yourself sexy-cry in front of a mirror.”
Me: “And?”
Henchman: “Sir, have you… considered making an online dating profile?”
Me: “Uh, no. What for?”
Henchman: “I just thought it might make it easier to, you know… meet cute guys.”
Me: “Don’t patronize me, you useless fool. I know how to meet cute guys. That’s easy! You just take the mayor hostage or build a bomb that looks like your face and they come running.”
Henchman: “Okay, okay, fair enough, you know how to meet cute guys. But what about getting them to stay? I really think an online dating profile could help with that.”
Me: “It’s not MY fault they’re always carrying lockpicks!”
*comes out of hiding* HI?
traviemccoy: Farrah Potter……that accent tho, lol. Thats my ❤ right there……
peter lewis kingston wentz iii……… i adore u
*cough* mafia Brallon *cough*
I just saw this! Yes, so I’m thinking 1950′s and Dallon is sent to capture a bartender and manager of a fancy burlesque club, Brendon. The club owe’s one of the most powerful Familgia money that Brendon doesn’t have.
Being pushed to the wall and having your head placed between the two hands of the man who was pressing you firmly into the wall behind you isn’t ideal, Brendon had come to realise. Not when that man is much taller and apparently stronger. Act Nonchalant. Big, wide eyes stare up at Dallon and he take’s a deep breath as he looks at the gang member whose breath is tickling his skin. “So, they’re letting a nerd interrogate me? They must think I’m going to be easy to crack.“ Brendon teases.
