Hopelessly dependent on the ingot

He/him | 25 | cisgender | heterosexual 🖤🤍🖤 | heteromantic | monogamous | six feet tall | 20/20 vision | right handed | two blue eyes | brown hair | neurotypical | AMAB | actually proficient in excel | finance major | American | white | Allosexual | extrovert | member of a fraternity | able-bodied | lactose and gluten tolerant | omnivore | no tattoos or piercings | perisex | enneagram type 9 | ISFJ | physically fit | taking suggestions for more things to add, I’m basically a default mii. I’m NOT HOMPHOBIC OR TRANSPHOBIC or anything else like that

[resident-idiot-simp]

[kinuko]

[sabrebash]

Is That Allowed

[sabrebash]

Boy am i glad that the con has a facebook page so i can post this photo:

[bumpscosity]

[skopostheorie]

[captain-price-returns]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[skittybotbutt]

fucking finally

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[captain-price-returns]

Trump on Lindsey Graham: "He had one bad moment in the January 6 thing when he stood up -- 'alright, now I've had it, that's it, l can't do it anymore' -- then he called me about 40 minutes later and said, 'Did I really said that? I can't believe it.' And he took it back."

Still getting ritually humiliated, even in death.

[sabertoothwalrus]

its wild that no ones even pointed out that two of the tumblr sexyman contenders were in the same show together

[sabertoothwalrus]

[whysosirris]

[crazy-brazilian]

[grunkypeep]

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

[cannedviennasnausage]

#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth

I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white

[flanoirbunny]

wouldn’t that make the shark a

grate white

[shutupandtalkgeekytome]

This post got weird

[jennytrout]

This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.

[captainclickycat]

I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why the FUCK am i still on here

[nianeyna]

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[skingrad]

[isawken]

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

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