let's do that hockey.

carter. she/her. gotta get pucks deep.

[mattymartin]

↳ NICO HISCHIER OFF-SEASON WORKOUT IN SWITZERLAND | 7.15.26

[brandonsaad]

ummm,,

[cynids]

nhl offseason in a nutshell so far

bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS

jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?

ducks: we HATE our group

canes: we LOVE our group

half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?

kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup

kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot

connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF

mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!

panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE

habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).

danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"

everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"

elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations

dylan larkin: hey so about that trade

[grandmafc]

[beauvilliers]

Gavin McKenna is drafted first overall to the Toronto Maple Leafs!

NHL DRAFT 2026 | June 26, 2026

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[beauvilliers]

THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE THE 2026 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!

[beauvilliers]

Seth Jarvis scores in overtime to tie the series!

Stanley Cup Final 2026: Round 4, Game 2 Vegas Golden Knights @ Carolina Hurricanes | June 4, 2026

[pierremcguire]

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[moon-honey-31]

i appreciate that the refs aren't calling anything for anyone. trying to end this as quickly and mercifully as possible

[goalplz]

let’s do this

[brandonsaad]

do NOT celebrate, i want 4 more right now

[brandonsaad]

four goals to w*n we can do this y’all

[brandonsaad]

oh it’s sooo over

[brandonsaad]

GODDAMNIT ZACH