birdseed shirt

I am not Ruth Buzzi standing here!

[show300]

[adulthoodisokay]

this is either extremely blessed or extremely cursed and i’m not sure which it is

[welcometothe1jungle-deactivated]

Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

[yekaterinabridge-deactivated201]

[charmstat]

how’s everybody doing

[quintesence-deactivated20180801]

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[womanzer]

[corrucyst]

someone: so what do you think is the solution to homelessness?

me, socialist:

[queersona]

[isakthesnake]

when ur drunk in a club bathroom having a heart to heart with a girl you’ve never met before

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[ichibankasuga-deactivated202108]

[characterlimit]

absent for 14 months only to return horny on main

[notkatniss]

[ladyofanothergalaxy]

@brassparker

[melodramaticlesbian-deactivated]

someone: what are your plans for the future?

me:

[notkatniss]

tonight’s mood

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[thewranglerbutts]

[bareback-bieber]

I don’t understand this…is this heterosexual ?

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

[unflatteringpicturesofbenwyatt]

[trapcard]

This show is making me SCREAM???