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| Lenny || 23 || she/her |_

[brandybradyrandyandyndy]

Wodka Tonic Panik - Masterpost

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Kapitel 4 (Ende)

Kapitel 5 (Bonus)

[reprisearchive]

Female Trouble, Dir. John Waters.

[9mph]

Sun Yuan & Peng Yu: Can't Help Myself (2016)

[brandybradyrandyandyndy]

Dreams are only dreams when they don't see reality // Tell me what you dream about, and I'll bring it to be //Let yourself be taken over even if you're scared // Dreams become your nightmare when your fears are never shared // When your fears are never shared, when your fears are never shared

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

[crazysodomite]

im kind of obsessed with this graphic.

[bloodclotbitch]

[fieldexplores]

Never Learned - Gator Days

[twenty-fourth-order-simulacra]

...the alt text?

[bestofmidi]

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I see you drivin' 'round town with the girl I love And I'm like, "Fuck you" (Ooh, ooh, ooh) I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck her too" Said, if I was richer, I'd still be with ya Hah, now ain't that some shit? (Ain't that some shit?) And although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best With a "Fuck you" (Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)

[brandybradyrandyandyndy]

Thxxx 4 tagginngg @official-lauchzwiebel 🫶💞

Which Lenny funfact opened YOUR eyes?? 🤩👀🦖

father died when I was 5, so I was mainly raised by women (my mom & my grandma)

only one guest (out of about 10) showed up to my 6th birthday party

bavarian (derogatory)

cried during (yes, during) one of my oral Abitur exams

used to work at a covid test center and have seen every possible hue of saliva

was a fat kid and got bullied for it (by other kids & most of all PE teachers)

favorite subject in school was Latin even though my teacher gave me bad anxiety

childhood plushie (that I still sleep with) was Sendung mit der Maus

taught myself how to sew solely through youtube videos + trial and error

You are an enigma/You are bald/You are vanilla extract

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Taggingggggggg @9puppiesdrowninginapool @berg-gry @jofngve @labyrinthenthusiast @frogtossing @mikonezzo @mothghhost and YOU 🫵 (yes, you. Do it!)

[femtocloaca]

[brandybradyrandyandyndy]

@official-lauchzwiebel

[segamascott]

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

[originalitysquared]

Wild how no one made announcements like this about P.Diddy when his trial was happening.

Wild how abusive artists like Micheal Jackson can have biography movies made and not a single mention of accused abuses or the subsequent trials will be mentioned.

Hmmmm I wonder why people feel the need to explicitly condemn women and any action they may have possibly been a part of (like inviting a shitty guy to your wedding) yet do not extend this same behavior to men in the same industry who commit abuse and atrocities on a much larger scale 🤔?

[earthmovers]

you know that in the like, real world people talked about those things Extensively right? you may not know this but things happen outside of your white supremacist pop star fandom echo chamber

[lustcannibalism]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

[femtocloaca]

[brandybradyrandyandyndy]

@official-lauchzwiebel

[garfield-comic]

[9mph]

Sun Yuan & Peng Yu: Can't Help Myself (2016)

[9mph]

Sun Yuan & Peng Yu: Can't Help Myself (2016)