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| Lenny || 23 || she/her |_

[brandybradyrandyandyndy]

Wodka Tonic Panik - Masterpost

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Kapitel 4 (Ende)

Kapitel 5 (Bonus)

[brandybradyrandyandyndy]

Kennt sich wer von euch mit Traumdeutung aus 🤩

[littleguymart]

(source)

[hometoursandotherstuff]

You cannot be drunk or otherwise stumbling about in this house. Check out the landing and hall.

Look at this landing! Adhere to the wall when you get to the top of the stairs.

Then, careful navigating the hall or fall back down to the 1st fl.

[robin-the-robo]

Minigolf course-ass house

[bluewizardnonesense]

I need this house rendered in 90s cgi to properly encapsulate it

[dogpuppy]

[barmecidebiohazard]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

[hardgockcafe]

Casual reminder tha golf courses account for 14% of the daily usage of water for the entire USA. Golf courses are deeply unethical and should been seen as such.

[viralfrog]

[brandybradyrandyandyndy]

Thxxx 4 tagginngg @official-lauchzwiebel 🫶💞

Which Lenny funfact opened YOUR eyes?? 🤩👀🦖

father died when I was 5, so I was mainly raised by women (my mom & my grandma)

only one guest (out of about 10) showed up to my 6th birthday party

bavarian (derogatory)

cried during (yes, during) one of my oral Abitur exams

used to work at a covid test center and have seen every possible hue of saliva

was a fat kid and got bullied for it (by other kids & most of all PE teachers)

favorite subject in school was Latin even though my teacher gave me bad anxiety

childhood plushie (that I still sleep with) was Sendung mit der Maus

taught myself how to sew solely through youtube videos + trial and error

You are an enigma/You are bald/You are vanilla extract

Remaining time: 3 hours 20 minutes

Taggingggggggg @9puppiesdrowninginapool @berg-gry @jofngve @labyrinthenthusiast @frogtossing @mikonezzo @mothghhost and YOU 🫵 (yes, you. Do it!)

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[spltlvlhous]

[rylandsgrace]

But I'm a Cheerleader (1999) dir. Jamie Babbit

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[aquatofan]

[reprisearchive]

Female Trouble, Dir. John Waters.

[9mph]

Sun Yuan & Peng Yu: Can't Help Myself (2016)

[brandybradyrandyandyndy]

Dreams are only dreams when they don't see reality // Tell me what you dream about, and I'll bring it to be //Let yourself be taken over even if you're scared // Dreams become your nightmare when your fears are never shared // When your fears are never shared, when your fears are never shared

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

[crazysodomite]

im kind of obsessed with this graphic.