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Brandy - Harem Queen, She of Many Expensive Plastic Little Girls - Mallory (Figures, dolls, SnK, GW2, anime, various shit)

[gemeentepijnacker]

good morning it’s fuck cops friday

[reverse-mermaid]

salt and pepper squid 

they are in love

[reverse-mermaid]

it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this

pls allow me to correct this

[roguetelemetry]

[brandymallory]

but like... legit though. 

[tracynade]

Me

[vendetta06]

LIVE through the ditches and

LAUGH through the witches and

LOVE in the back of my dragula

[swan2swan]

I was not prepared for Sheriff Snorlax

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

this town ain’t big enough for the one of me

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[the-privateer]

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

[0v9]

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

[lavender-truth]

[lavender-truth]

He also collects crystals

[brandymallory]

THE MANS SHIRT SAYS GOOSE. 

[brandymallory]

Valentines to send to the girl who you dont like

[brandymallory]

soon. 

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[marxistprincess]

[guerrillatech]

[brandymallory]

its okay, just havent updated my graphics driver in a few.... years... 

[brandymallory]

I just learnt that some people view every piece of fiction as a non real thing; instead of a fragment of a different reality, created when a human (or collective group of humans) channel into it and convert it into media. 

[killowave]

[kaedeakamatsu]

[etherealthief]

[lysanderish]

[milf-adjacent]

[f1rstperson]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[tlirsgender]

My ideal gender presentation is masculinity but doing it wrong because I’m also doing femininity but doing it wrong. Yknow

[tlirsgender]

Am I masc? Am I fem? Well. I’m a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that you had in february of last year, actually

[taumoeba]

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school