[thatboy4you]

Can we all please agree that being talked through it is easily the hottest thing during sex or even teasing...

"thats it just like that"

"such a good boy for me yeah?"

"you take me so well.."

"look at me... That's it.. let go.."

"look at me when I fuck you."

"yeah you want that?"

"use your words darling"

"thats it just let me take care of you."

"tell me what you want"

"tell me what I'm doing to you"

"look at this? Look how hard and wet you are"

"so soft..."

Like... Guys... I think I'd genuinely cum on the spot if someone held my chin and asked me to use my words... Just saying

[toastbutteregg]

[skovenshemmeligheder]

mom: who took all my coping juice

14 year old daughter:

[gay-on-purpose]

Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading

[abigailment-a]

I’ve built up a high tolerance to funny over the years. This is genuinely one of the few times I’ve ever laughed so hard I’ve started crying. I trust you, sesamarot.

[edgebug]

remember in 2007 or 2008 when emo was at its peak and gay marriage wasn't legal and so we had boys in eyeliner and skirts making out with each other at the mall in protest. i think we need this again

[edgebug]

i know the floppy haired emo boys of 2006 and 2007 are in their late 30s now and perhaps even their 40s and they have jobs in tech and middle management but PLEASE. we need you. we need you to dye your hair black and put your fucking snakebites back in and paint your nails and go to the mall and kiss each other

[edgebug]

i dont care that you have a wife if she's cool she'll get it

[thebibliosphere]

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[fruitydiaz]

yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

[cher3pakhi]

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

[naamahdarling]

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

[rydengg]

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

[inkshine]

My desire to stay informed on the current state of American politics because I live here vs. my desire to remain mentally stable for longer than five minutes: Unstoppable force vs. immovable object

[sabertoothwalrus]

my notes app is a wonderful place with lots of little forgotten treasures for me to find later and appreciate my poetic brilliance 😌

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[shed-some-light]

if you don’t remember anything else for the next 4 years, remember this: don’t be a fucking snitch.

[gnatsanidiot]

opening up tumblr and seeing supernatural trending is like looking out a window and seeing a cloud of smoke rising out of a major city

[modernbaseball]

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

[dag--dag]

sobbing she's so beautiful

[mothwriter]