campfire

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

[skarchomp]

“all nazis are bad” should be literally the easiest safest most unanimous political statement you could make what is happening

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

2003 will be my year

[thetalesofbasingse]

[million-pieces]

some wildflowers

[colorgrl]

[bravenewuniverse]

doctor: so are u on any birth control

me: kind of? i guess? idk a witch put a hex on me that made my womb barren after an internet argument, but i'm not sure how effective it is

[megurashkarchived]

i am so gentle and kind hearted

[megurashkarchived]

and stupid

[lezzginka]

teacher: here’s your test

me: you know what i’m going to have to give this back to you…i just don’t feel like it has good energy

[lindseymorqan]

[berrystumpytail]

[alycyn]

[madqueenalanna]

*to the tune of barbie girl* i’m a garbage man,, in a garbage can

[sashayed]

BYE (source 1 / source 2)

[burnhamed]

HOOK/LINE/SINKER

[ohdorotheabrooke2]

anyway young lesbians are going to save the world they’re the light

[jwstudying]

the truth