Tour Guide Extraordinaire

"Old Man Mystery isn't in right now, but if you want a tour of the joint I can show you around! I'm quite the Guide after all!" Indie rp blog for a Dipper x Wendy child named Emily. Sideblog to cxphertwxns. No icons yet- all art is the muns unless stated otherwise.

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"Hey, you're Cari's sister, right?" ~braxes

"Yes…Hello"She smiled

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"You’re sister- shes kinda nuts dude."

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"As far as I know,she’s only tried to set someone on fire once"Chandra shrugged

"I can’t control what she does,and I wouldn’t scold her. That’s Bill’s job"

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"Once? Thats honestly surprising to me…" she admitted, sighing as she did so.

"Really it is- she stole my body and tried to destroy my property once…" she added.

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"What did you do to piss her off?"

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"Literally nothing."

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"Hey, you're Cari's sister, right?" ~braxes

"Yes…Hello"She smiled

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"You’re sister- shes kinda nuts dude."

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"As far as I know,she’s only tried to set someone on fire once"Chandra shrugged

"I can’t control what she does,and I wouldn’t scold her. That’s Bill’s job"

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"Once? Thats honestly surprising to me..." she admitted, sighing as she did so.

"Really it is- she stole my body and tried to destroy my property once..." she added.

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Like- please reblog if you'd rp with this muse

Shes a Dipper x Wendy Child so there is that- but no matter who your muse is I won't force a relationship onto you unless you want.

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"Hey, you're Cari's sister, right?" ~braxes

"Yes…Hello"She smiled

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"You're sister- shes kinda nuts dude."

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"Hey! Are people bugging you over your parent? You want me to beat them up for ya?" ~braxes

The girl sniffled, wiping a few tears from her face. “I’m f-fine. No need to cause t-trouble for me..”

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"Nah! If they are bugging you I can mess them up! I'm a the grandaughter of an awesome stong lumberjack ya know!"

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Me and a friend were talking and what if someone remade the Society of the Blind Eye in the next gen's time? Like they read about it in the Journals- Then we got an idea.

What is Jamie did it?

He would to, he would be confused and terrified and begin trying to erase peoples memories to help them. He would steal the gun from his father after learning what it did and he would do it.

He would recruit other people as well.

( dapperdippercipher thishopehere dutycallsx )

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"Hey, are ya here for the tours?" ~braxes

"Tours?  Oh…" Great- there went his plans of going in the backyard unseen.  What did the pieces always have to show up in some version of Gravity Falls?  As for the girl, she looked familiar somehow, but Dipper didn’t think of it.

"Um…no thank you…looking for the bathroom, actually."

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"So you do know Bill.” No getting out of this for him, he had admitted it. If he knew about Bill maybe he knew about-

"So do you know about the Journal’s too!?" she asked, her eyes lighting up. She reached back over the counter and grabbed a bag, then pulled the second journal from it and shoved it into his face- as if it was the most precious thing in the world.

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"Kid," Dipper said, not wanting to speak the girl’s name "those are dangerous.  Where did you get them?”  Really, he should know.  His journal had helped him save the world but along the way he had been captured by gnomes, nearly eaten, possessed, and all matter of horrible things by people who wished to possess them.  And now his daughter had- 

No.  Not his daughter.  Some alternate universe of him who had stayed in love with and married Wendy and who Wendy felt the same way back and…

He grimaced “I’m out of here!  This junk is too overpriced!” 

<Seriously, what did I miss?>

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"Me and my brother found it." she replied calmly, not adding that they may have stolen it from their father. Well it technically was hidden in the shack and then they took it- but she still was pretty sure she knew who it belonged to before her. "I think this is dangerous- but this means you do know about them, right?" she said, her eyes lighting up. Curious eyes met his own as the girl stared him down, a small smile playing on her face.

"I think this is dangerous- but this means you do know about them, right?" she said, her eyes lighting up. Curious eyes met his own as the girl stared him down, a small smile playing on his face.

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"Hey, are ya here for the tours?" ~braxes

"Tours?  Oh…" Great- there went his plans of going in the backyard unseen.  What did the pieces always have to show up in some version of Gravity Falls?  As for the girl, she looked familiar somehow, but Dipper didn’t think of it.

"Um…no thank you…looking for the bathroom, actually."

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She watched his expression and when he gasped she blinked. “Are you alright dude?” she asked, frowning more. She suddenly had this weird feeling creeping up her spine- so she bit her lip and eyed him silently, as if trying to figure out what made the male tick. She kept the picture held out for just a moment before setting it slowly on the counter- as if not to ruin it.

"…You know my mom?" she said, blinking. Wasn’t he a bit young? Now that she looked at him he was pretty young compared to her parents. That just made her even more curious, and it showed in her eyes. "Hey, you aren’t with Carissimi or Benjamin, are you? Or with Bill?" those names would mean nothing- unless he was something like they were. But she needed to be sure.

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"Bill!  Bill came back?"

<I did what now?  Sorry, I was visualizing your demise.>

Dipper groaned “I mean um, no, no- I just…Wendy is just…a friend of my uncle!  Yeah!”  It was…not a lie?

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"So you do know Bill." No getting out of this for him, he had admitted it. If he knew about Bill maybe he knew about-

"So do you know about the Journal's too!?" she asked, her eyes lighting up. She reached back over the counter and grabbed a bag, then pulled the second journal from it and shoved it into his face- as if it was the most precious thing in the world.

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"Hey, are ya here for the tours?" ~braxes

"Tours?  Oh…" Great- there went his plans of going in the backyard unseen.  What did the pieces always have to show up in some version of Gravity Falls?  As for the girl, she looked familiar somehow, but Dipper didn’t think of it.

"Um…no thank you…looking for the bathroom, actually."

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"Stan?" she asked, then snickered. She waited until he got out of the bathroom then shook her head. “Dude Stan hasn’t owned the Mystery Shack in about nine years- when was the last time you were here?” she asked, raising an eyebrow. “The new owner is his Great Nephew, um here, wait a sec.” she reached behind the counter and shoved a picture towards him. She pointed to the brown haired man in it, frowning. “Thats him, thats my mom, thats my brother Jamie, and thats me.” she said, pointing to each person as she did.

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Dipper didn’t really care, or at least, he tried not to, but when he heard that Stan’s great nephew had inherited the place, his mind started to tick.  And then suddenly, he had a picture in front of him, and he could no longer doubt it.  He gasped, as if burned.  His first thought he needed to get away from this girl. He could only imagine how talking to her dad at 20 years old would mess up her timeline.

But what he said was “That’s Wendy!”  He- he had married Wendy?  Wendy was his best friend.  Sure, he had had a crush on her once but by now they were so close it would kind of like marrying his sister.  Not as bad, but still.  Wendy?

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She watched his expression and when he gasped she blinked. "Are you alright dude?" she asked, frowning more. She suddenly had this weird feeling creeping up her spine- so she bit her lip and eyed him silently, as if trying to figure out what made the male tick. She kept the picture held out for just a moment before setting it slowly on the counter- as if not to ruin it.

"...You know my mom?" she said, blinking. Wasn't he a bit young? Now that she looked at him he was pretty young compared to her parents. That just made her even more curious, and it showed in her eyes. "Hey, you aren't with Carissimi or Benjamin, are you? Or with Bill?" those names would mean nothing- unless he was something like they were. But she needed to be sure.

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"Hey, are ya here for the tours?" ~braxes

"Tours?  Oh…" Great- there went his plans of going in the backyard unseen.  What did the pieces always have to show up in some version of Gravity Falls?  As for the girl, she looked familiar somehow, but Dipper didn’t think of it.

"Um…no thank you…looking for the bathroom, actually."

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"I dunno…" she shrugged after a moment, deciding that harassing him was doing nothing. She sat down at the counter and began looking at something- glancing up at him occasionally. "Also my names not kid guy- its Emily Pines. I’m the daughter of the owner." she said simply, not looking up this time.

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"So Stan’s your dad?"  Alright, he was starting to understand the differences between universes here.  In his own universe, his cousin once removed was not named Emily and they were a lot older than him.  Dipper ducked into the cramped room, twiddled his thumbs for a few seconds, then ran some water like he was washing his hands.  When he stepped out the girl was still there.

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"Stan?" she asked, then snickered. She waited until he got out of the bathroom then shook her head. "Dude Stan hasn't owned the Mystery Shack in about nine years- when was the last time you were here?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. "The new owner is his Great Nephew, um here, wait a sec." she reached behind the counter and shoved a picture towards him. She pointed to the brown haired man in it, frowning. "Thats him, thats my mom, thats my brother Jamie, and thats me." she said, pointing to each person as she did.

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"Hey, are ya here for the tours?" ~braxes

"Tours?  Oh…" Great- there went his plans of going in the backyard unseen.  What did the pieces always have to show up in some version of Gravity Falls?  As for the girl, she looked familiar somehow, but Dipper didn’t think of it.

"Um…no thank you…looking for the bathroom, actually."

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"Well thats good cause the tours are over for the day- no one else is here but me." she chuckled, then realized she shouldn’t have told a stranger that. "The bathrooms in here- but you look familiar. Are you a friend of my dad or something?" she raised an eyebrow, cocking her head the side.

The redhead took a step toward him- feeling curious.

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Probably not.  He was a little young to be the dad of a preteen.  "N-no," he said "I’m just a guy passing through," he shrugged "hey, thanks kid," he really didn’t have to use the bathroom, but started in that direction anyway, at least until she took her eye off him.  Who was she, and why was she working at the Mystery Shack?

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"I dunno..." she shrugged after a moment, deciding that harassing him was doing nothing. She sat down at the counter and began looking at something- glancing up at him occasionally. "Also my names not kid guy- its Emily Pines. I'm the daughter of the owner." she said simply, not looking up this time.

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"Hey, are ya here for the tours?" ~braxes

"Tours?  Oh…" Great- there went his plans of going in the backyard unseen.  What did the pieces always have to show up in some version of Gravity Falls?  As for the girl, she looked familiar somehow, but Dipper didn’t think of it.

"Um…no thank you…looking for the bathroom, actually."

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"Well thats good cause the tours are over for the day- no one else is here but me." she chuckled, then realized she shouldn't have told a stranger that. "The bathrooms in here- but you look familiar. Are you a friend of my dad or something?" she raised an eyebrow, cocking her head the side.

The redhead took a step toward him- feeling curious.

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"Tours are closed for today." she said simply, looking at the person with a frown.

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About Page Is Up!

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"You're a demon, right?" ~braxes

"[No, I’m just a blue triangle.]"

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"I've seen weirder things dude."

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"The last tour just ended, sorry guy." she said, not looking up from her laptop to see who she was talking to.

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Dipper blinks, “I… I wasn’t looking to take a tour, I sort of… live here?” he crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow, “I don’t recognize you, did you just get hired?”

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"You don't live here- or if you do then I'm nuts. The only people who live here are me, my dad, my mom, and my brother." she said, looking up from the screen. "Well my cousin does to, but only for the summer."

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{Hey, if you are a Gravity Falls rp blog, then could you reblog this?}

{Just looking for others in the community that roleplay!}

{If you could do this then that would be great!}