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@bread-enthusiast
I’ve masterminded a plot
can i be privy to the details
yes. meet me in the hidey hole.
i forgot the password
that’s ok the password is Texas Roadhouse Hires The Thickest Women In The Area
i love passwords that are also facts. see you there
this what I look like when I remember something funny in the middle of having an absolute breakdown
No one:
Girl who bullied you in high school:
whats this guy doin
what guy
THIS guy
ilysm (i love you spider-man)
relaxing
I love animals but let’s be real they’re fucking stupid as fuck if an elephant made a symphony it would probably sound like shit
same if you made one
my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home
that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes
ppl with the kim possible text tone be putting their phone on loud and waiting for people to text them in public. girl we heard it
RAT DISEASE
finally…
new york syndrome
She came for his whole LIFE
emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound
every conflict can be solved by either communication or guillotine. every interpersonal problem is either a communication problem or a guillotine problem and i challenge you to find me a conflict that would not fit into either of these categories
BitTorrent usage has bounced back because there's too many streaming services, and too much exclusive content.
You know, it’s almost like that was the fucking problem in the first place you stupid bastards
the absolute need for every online video platform to become just like cable tv despite the fact their success comes from not being like cable tv is just overwhelming
Netflix: Alright guys, we have a fantastic model going! Piracy is down, subscriptions are up, everyone’s making money with these contracts for your show’s streaming rights, and viewers are getting a ton of great content they enjoy. Everybody wins!
Morons: But what if we had our own streaming service just for our content?
Netflix: …I mean in-theory that would work at first, but if everyone’s content was suddenly 100% exclusive and you have to get a dozen subscriptions to a dozen proprietary streaming services just to watch three shows, that defeats a lot of the val–
Morons: And we could charge more than Netflix and Hulu too! We could make even more money!
Netflix: Well at a certain point you’re going to start charging more than people are willing to pay and you’ll start losing more money than you’ll gain. We’ve been doing this since 1997 so we have a pretty good idea of–
Morons: *create streaming sites for every single fucking studio that all charge more money than their content is worth, saturating the market with too many options, almost all of which have too little content to justify their price*
Consumers: Yeah fuck this
Morons: I knew streaming was a dead-end. It never could’ve worked
Netflix: But we were making money! It was working before you fuckers killed the goose laying golden eggs!
Morons: Yeah, but when we wanted more money, it stopped working, and we’re too good at business to make bad decisions, so clearly it was streaming itself that wasn’t working. It’s not our fault the goose couldn’t keep laying eggs after we ate it!
Netflix: What the fuck is wrong with you people
Everything is wrong with people
The free market?? Sabotaging itself??? More likely than you’d think
