[wovi]

[krispycl0uds]

This one resonated with me

[bluwubewwy]

The reliable mutual has liked your post

The mysterious pervert has reblogged your post

[cparti-mkiki]

[parasitoidism]

Was trying to find a specific tweet but this search term is suggesting a reactionary Doug Walker

[jeekoftheweek]

[zalxander]

[mangonetics]

Hellooooo I am the nostalgia fascist, I selectively remember and misconstrue it so you 🫵 can be angry at something

[girlnephew]

this is the tweet you were looking for by the way

[kushblazer666]

[8-8-8-16]

[authoritankie]

They're calling it the most liberal Tweet to ever be Tweeted

[revretch]

He was off by five years or so, but it still bothers the hell out of me that the Far Side accidentally predicted let's players

[callizinc]

Oh my god i need to change my life NOW i need to be something else i CAN'T keep living like this (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Sits there) (Does nothing) (Doesn't move) (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Does nothing)

[eroscestlavie]

whenever I go to the restroom and can’t piss immediately I get so mad because all I can think about is that weird sexist John Updike passage where he’s like “the pee got lost inside her mysterious Woman Body”

[eroscestlavie]

Me drunk as fuck & easily physically distracted knowing logically I have to piss sitting on a bar toilet mad as hell like IF I DON’T PISS RIGHT NOW JOHN UPDIKE WILL HAVE BEEN RIGHT

[imsmarterthanyou-deactivated202]

how am I supposed to kiss kiss fall in love in these conditions

[faggot-rat]

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

[wintercorrybriea]

gerhard richter’s stained glass window for cologne cathedral (2007)

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]

[insomniac-arrest]

ACTUAL ways to overcome executive dysfunction:

Jerk off

Lament your enemies (if this doesn't spur you into action, Lament. Harder.)

Drink so much water you have to pee, unlocking a whole different room in your house

Decide to go to grad school, talk to other people who been to grad school

[innerchildabortionclinic]

you're watching my dead wife montage but I don't do anything aesthetic like run on the beach so it's just clips of me zoning out at work and playing the sims in my apartment

[shadowhaert]

the jump perverts does from “your love is sinful and your sex is damned and your pleasure is a stain on god” to “i lost someone that actually matters to me because i have carnal desires for something more evil and disembodied than anything in this world and now i am left alone with addictions to things that can’t love me back” is so.