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Apollo: ok so here's the deal-os

A guy from Knossos:

Apollo: ...no? nothing? Well you need to in-crisa your sense of humour

A guy from Knossos:

A guy from Knossos: what

Apollo: you're never going to see your wife again

#greek mythology #homeric hymn to apollo #puns #ive been getting into greek mythology #this is technically for a class but shhhhhhhh

trucbiduleschouettes

Alright, giveway time!!! Winner will be selected at random on the 24th of february and will win a half body piece of their chosen character!

You must be following me to participate. You can enter by liking and reblogging the post! Don't reblog spam though.

Same rules as my commissions apply here, including not sending me AI and or NSFW references if you win, and not using my art for AI and or NFT purposes or reselling it.

leidensygdom

And once the fight is over, we will get to hug again. The tales of divinity and viscera will be left behind, and we will instead worry about the mundane. We will forge a future for ourselves- In our happy ending, we will rebuild what was lost, and we will laugh, and love each other again.

A huge illustration I made of the ending I'm hoping for for Yxala, my pc (tiefling/drow paladin/warlock on the right) and Urion, her partner turned BBEG! (drow/earth genasi cleric). I still can't believe we're about to end a 2 years long campaign- (This picture was made for the Rule of Cool Zine!)

luthienne

so true bestie

howling-at-mirrors

Me with @breadboyisme

breadisme

Yeah no sameee

leidensygdom

I've been in migraine hell once again and haven't been able to concentrate much, so instead of working on big serious stuff (which i'd have butchered) i've done a couple of vyxander arts.... so stay tuned for some vyxy content for next week--

(this one is old art but i just think he's neat)

leidensygdom

Here's my beloved tiefling paladin/warlock, Yxala! It's been a hot second since I got to draw her properly. She may have lost a horn, but she's still got her fire/lightning combo going on!

As always, reblogs are super appreciated!

transdrowcavalier

S H E

leidensygdom

I keep hearing from pretty much anyone with ADHD that takes adderall and such for it that it's "life-changing" and just makes things so much easier and like

I'm wondering wholeheartedly how it'd be?? Like jfc i haven't seen anyone say "i regret it", just "wow i function like a person", and like, wow gimme that

#hello doctor I’d like one Human Pill

spidernymphe

A piece I did for my friend @breadboyisme of their oc, Cordelia!! It’s been a few months since I drew this but I’m still really proud of it

leidensygdom

Every day I look at dnd art and every day I beg internally for people to stop being weird about fortune telling crap and other romani-related stereotypes. Like come on, your thirst for a hot colorful *~extotic~* tiefling reading fortunes is not worth disrespecting one of the most globally hated cultures out there.

Do your research. Stop fetisjizing stuff you regard as exotic. Fucking hell

lightningandflames

And the final bunch of Draw Everything June art... days 18, 20, 21, and 22. These four ended up as sketches for now since I'm trying to meet the deadline. I'm hoping to get the two featuring others' OCs (@breadboyisme and @nakaronii 👀) finished for artfight, but I am currently in wrist jail so hahaaaaaa

anyways be on the lookout for if these get finished later I guess

#fuck yesssss #my boyyyy cal #I love this

drmajalis

Too good to stay on twitter

socialistexan

Let me, someone who was a queer teen, reiterate:

IF YOU ARE A PARENT AND YOUR QUEER CHILD DOES NOT TELL YOU THEY ARE QUEER, IT IS BECAUSE THEY THINK YOU OR YOUR SPOUSE ARE UNSAFE AND WILL HARM THEM.

I add the "or your spouse" part, because while my mom has been an ally for a lot of her life (being big into the disco scene in the 70's and in retail after that with many queer people and remaining close to them), my father was and still is a hyper-conservative Reaganite homophobe who would rather kill me than have a queer child.

I didn't tell my mom I'm queer until I turned 30 - despite me knowing and being out since I was 12 - because I was so scared of my dad. I was still that scared kid who thought my queerphobic dad who has physically abused me in the past for much less significant things than this would hurt or kill me. And that was just telling her after she had been divorced for him, that's how deep that pain went.

If your child doesn't tell, there's a reason.

breadisme

While this all is completely true and valid and I fully agree with the fact that for all intents and purposes if kids don’t tell their parents that they’re queer it’s the parents fault, I do need to clarify something.

That’s not the case for all queer kids. I didn’t tell my parents I was queer for two years not because they would hate me for it. I knew they wouldn’t and I knew they were the least of my worries about that. The reason I didn’t tell them was I was and still am a people pleaser, and I didn’t want them to have to change things just to make me happy. Yes, I do know that’s wrong. Yes, it is on me, but it doesn’t make it any less true

So, if there are parents of gay kids who *genuinely* are supportive, and whose kids didn’t immediately come out to them, that’s not their fault

Now that’s not the majority so I think my point is kinda moot but I had to say it.

panduus

sic-semper-hominibus

found the artist's name in the notes and went looking because this slaps (it's called A Place Where I'll Dance) and its not even their best song. check this shit out:

escuerzoresucitado

lilaccatholic

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

lilaccatholic

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

Google’s Things To Know is reading mistborn apparently.

A question we’d all like to know the answer to.

#what IS kelsier doing #mistborn #kelsier #brandon sanderson #cosmere

thenextmothman

um I actually DO have to be perfect at guitar everytime, right now

because what if there's a Bill and Ted scenario where I NEED to go on a wild time travel adventure in order to pass my Literature of Rock and Roll course so I don't have to drop out of school and join the military (naturally, the only way to pay off my student loan debts)

so I won't cut myself any slack, thank you

#you’re def too powerful for the military #the sheer power of your aura would decimate our troops