tenderheart

hello, i'm lance! they/them please! (re:Vamp RP)

[snowywarmthkuya]

chefs kiss...? 😳 no way.... do they? seriously....? 😳

[laughingsquid]

The Naughty Pelican Trying to Eat Capybaras Bathing in Hot Springs Recreated on a No-Bake Cheesecake

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

no language should be mocked other than french

[gareauxtrains]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[teaboot]

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

[judgejudyofficial]

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

[genderfluidintake]

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

[distantvoices]

@imdad_barbhuyan on Instagram

[hidamariapartmentsunit201]

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Thank you!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🎉

[breadsmaker]

Haha thank you!!!

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Birthday :)

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@nightshft @lambonthealtar Okay :)

@nightlifeowl​ 🥺🥺

[breadsmaker]

I’m also lactose intolerant.. but i guess i can take a lactaid...

[breadsmaker]

I would be hungover for a week off of two sips!!

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Everyone

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Oh honey :(

[breadsmaker]

Gosh i think i would fall asleep after like one minute with one of those!! but tempting...

[breadsmaker]

Yes!! my antlers aren’t too heavy but they do grow bigger than average and put weight on my neck so i’m very relieved they finally shed... even if i have to start the cookies over

[breadsmaker]

Good news: my antlers shed!

Bad news: one fell directly into a batch of cookie dough so now i have to start it over 😔