hey, faggot! yeah, you!

i'm breadstick, worlds shittiest bassist. she/her transfem, certified faggot AND incel. what about you?

[breadstick4breakfast]

call me diarrhea the way i run this shit

[beggars-opera]

So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

[noldorinwa]

I HAVE FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET

@georgeorwell @lordhellebore @francisperfectionbonnefoy @janiedean and everyone else have you guys seen this gem

[janiedean]

OH MY GOD I’M SAVING ALL  OF THESE RN

[alphabetmafia]

another updated progress pride flag idea lol

i saw that the intersex ring version of the progress pride flag was well-liked and wanted to build onto it, mainly adding the purple and yellow nonbinary stripes next to the trans stripes since not all nonbinary people identify as trans i also added the disability pride flag colors "behind" the intersex ring and chevron and finally i wanted to make sure the rainbow flag had all the stripes from the 2017 gilbert baker flag, not leaving off the lavender stripe for diversity, the hot pink stripe for sex, nor the turquoise stripe for magic

[breadstick4breakfast]

slowly becoming ohio

[saywhat-politics]

World's 3 Richest Men Will Sit Together at Inauguration

Insider says Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg will be on platform with Trump's Cabinet nominees

The people in the top three spots on Forbes' billionaire list—Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg—will have prime seats at President-elect Trump's inauguration next week. NBC News, citing "an official involved with the planning of the event," reports that the three tech billionaires will be sitting together on the platform with other high-profile guests, including Trump's Cabinet nominees. Bezos and Zuckerberg's companies, Amazon and Meta, have each donated $1 million to the inauguration, while Musk spent more than $250 million to help Trump win the election, reports Reuters.

[dailyquests]

Practice an Area of Effect Spell.

[wizardsexmachine]

OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

Sometimes I'm glad jellyfish have no central nervous system and just vibe. Can you imagine being able to think while this happens?

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you can imagine being able to think while this happens

[breadstick4breakfast]

hi chat i wrote a thing

Catalyst's Gambit - Chapter 1: A Debt to be Paid

Read Chapter 1: A Debt to be Paid from the story Catalyst's Gambit by Breadstick4Breakfast (Verza CH) with 5 reads. dys...

please read

[kingjaffejoffer]

[pallidprincess]

this has been in my queue since 2017

[queer-as-city-folk]

Most Addictive Video Game for you as of recent

Balatro

Slay the Spire

Minecraft

2048

Tetris

Baldur's Gate 3

Hades

Factorio

Civilization

Animal Crossing

The Sims

other, answer in tags

Voting ended onJan 3, 2025

[queer-as-city-folk]

All answers were taken from responses to a previous post

[scorpiofactsdaily]

why the fuck havent i seen this on my dash yet

[breadstick4breakfast]

the only good use for chatgpt

[creepymutelilbugger]

his ass is too sharp for bed ‼️

[whatcoloristhatcat]

seal point

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

Seal point? Uh, yeah, this cat ✓ is pointy all right.

[wizardarchetypes]

it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

[carolinalaurel]

One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!

The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”

i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed

[lezbadeez]

gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean

[mrscancelled-1]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

Rude and ill-mannered beast a real dismissive one! How mean!! This shooing specimen is a cat! ✓

[breadstick4breakfast]

@kittybroker

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[doll-shaped-crow]

reblog to punch a nazi

[guidancerune]

merry fucken christmas heres your

PRESENT

[guidancerune]

this post from 4 years ago had less than 1000 notes yesterday. thank you all

[hauntedellie]

@cannibalcaprine

[cannibalcaprine]

MOTHERFUCKER

[m4gethecat]

@virtualgirladv whack

[virtualgirladvance]

what the fumk

[breadstick4breakfast]

@virtualgirladv whack

[nyaa]

2012-09-03

[catboybiologist]

So who's gonna comment "me n who" this time

[breadstick4breakfast]

@virtualgirladv me and you. now.

[the-adhd-sorcerer]

wait are u a tgirl?

Duh

[breadstick4breakfast]

i just assumed u were built like jeff epstein cus ur gender is stated nowhere on ur blog