i find little gods in every thing

the daily dying sun sheds her blood on the heavens, that we might enjoy a fleeting beauty, but i see no blood on the son of man / call me nick / aspec ig / romantic luciferian sometimes

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[asparklethatisblue]

children of any species are very good at being annoying and very cute while doing that

a sphinx child based on this post

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[moringmark]

[bean-pronounced-bawn]

I can't find the post but there's this one post that's like "aging is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying not to age"

That but with weight.

Getting or being fat is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying to not be fat.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

funniest yet most enlightening conversation on this whole social media ban topic, by two girls sat across from me on the bus the other day:

"what do they mean by social media? does Roblox count? what about all the stuff I've built?"

"you'll be fine, doesn't your icloud say you're 34?"

"oh my god they're even banning Facebook. who the fuck is on Facebook"

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m getting ads telling me to replace live porch flowers with plastic ones because the plastic ones don’t die and buddy I can tell you from personal experience that those flowers will fade until they look like they’ve achieved a new kind of death

[meg00se]

lets frolic as paleolithic horses together

[wiseguynephile]

flashback to when I got a little too gnc in my new profile pic, and my mom caught on that I had The Gender (which she was super supportive about, tbc), but didn't want to ask about it outright. so she started making up never-before-seen euphemisms

[passer-fringillidae]

@canisalbus machete lmao

[dietranch]

embarrassed

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[memecucker]

[ottisbuns]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[only-cat-memes]

[crabussy]

HOLY SHIT WAIT. CAVE PAINTINGS DRAGON. everyone hold your horsies I will be back

[crabussy]

hi. had dinner. it was really good I had a mustard incident. back to the dragon I hope you are all still holding your horsies for me

[crabussy]

thank you for holding your horsies. now check this horsie out. almost burst into tears drawing this. felt like I was part of something. hi humanity!!!!!! let's make art together!

they're fine, don't worry. they're a deity of human survival. they are the joy of the hunt and the feast, they are the wonder of art and human connection, they are the stories on the wall. and they love humankind.

I imagine they can be as small as a horse or as big as a blue whale. they're impossibly graceful. spotting them in the far distance means your hunt will be easy and successful. they are as solid as rock but their fur is soft and warm like a boulder in the sun. only a few humans have ever met them face to face, and those who have are allowed to add their hand print to their tail.