just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body
“My message to my friends at CNN is that Weiss has probably already decided which anchors, reporters, and executives she will dismiss for being insufficiently conservative. You won’t save yourself by not calling out Trump’s lies in this speech. So do your journalistic and patriotic duty, and cover it honestly. If you don’t have your job (after being fired by Weiss), you’ll at least have your dignity.”
— The Two Chances for the Media to Show It Really Cares About Democracy (via wilwheaton)
It’s National Eraser Day (every day is eraser day), Present and Correct
Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot
even if things haven’t been okay for a long time, that doesn’t mean they won’t improve in the future
I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person
German school, An Open book, early 16th century
““She’s probably happy I talked to her,” Trump said, according to the network’s dubbed translation. “I didn’t have to talk to her. I felt sorry for her.” Meloni didn’t hold back in her response to the 80-year-old Trump’s characterization of the encounter. “Donald Trump’s statements are completely made up,” Meloni said. “I am frankly astonished. I don’t know why the president of the United States behaves like this towards his allies. It is not the first time, moreover.” “I can only say it is disappointing that he does not show the same determination with the enemies of the West and of the United States, whose leaders he instead treats with far greater indulgence,” she added. “There is one thing he should remember: neither I nor Italy ever beg.””
— ‘All hell breaks loose’ as Italy’s PM goes ballistic over 'made up’ Trump story
Let’s Talk of Graves...
imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit
You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh