Turn My Desire into Gold.

Kelsey, bored and this is my outlet for the things in my daily life. You'll see other things I like popping up on here. 21 years in the Mid-West, relocated to Pennsylvania, hopefully moving somewhere warmer soon. Broke college student. |FuckYeahNewMeds|Personal|

[satcgifs]

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[wolfam0ngthesheep-deactivated20]

Are they Bad Boys though?

[twomamahomestead]

life tip: marry a babe. one who makes you laugh ‘till your ribs hurt. who cooks from the soul. who finds her way to your pillow even though you share a king size bed.

[unrepentantwarriorpriest]

@mrsunrepentantwarriorpriest I am the luckiest man alive to have you in my life. I love you.

[ryxian-deactivated20180506]

God ends the world and tries to bring heaven on earth, America fights back and annexes heaven as the 51st state

[commandercoldcuts]

Sounds like something wed do.

[thexfiles]

i want to be soft again but i have so much anger in me 

[herbalfaun]

Are you ever just like wow I’d take care of you and care about you so hard

[yeah-thats-not-it]

Girls just want to make you mad so you’ll fuck them harder

[lustful-babydoll]

True

[cybershorty-deactivated20210118]

[swarnpert]

male country artists: i love my truck and my beers

female country artists: i am going to kill my husband

[sammlamb]

Honestly

[mrpeteparker]

Chon’s philosophy is basically Baddhist… Don’t fuck with Ben. 

[hipstered]

words

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[igooutwithabang-deactivated2017]

when I commit to a person, I FUCKING COMMIT. if their depression, anxiety or life comes knocking, you bet your ass i’m at the door with a double sided axe waiting for a good fight. 

you cant expect people, to always be happy, even if they are in love. because life doesn’t stop for anyone. But you can be there for the good fight. 

[tealesbian]

imagine having foreign relations like this.

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

relationship goals

[lrachellexo]

This shot though 😍

[cheese24k]

[shaydee604-blog-deactivated2019]

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

[alskgirl]

holy shit

[punch-a-your-buns]

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

[prozacmorning]

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

[hailingfrequencies]

was not expecting that handstand jfc

[annoyedmccoy-deactivated2016120]

im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty

especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well

they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard

[annoyedmccoy-deactivated2016120]

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2

[babyanimalgifs]

[youreabitweird]

this is so pure