Being My Epic Self

Hey y'all! I'm a nerd, I love Harry Potter, Doctor Who, MLP, penguins, red pandas, and cheesecake. I eat about anything with ranch, and I'm a published author, my novel is on Amazon. Now I'm becoming a photographer and doing pretty well. I'm also an avid gamer, I play WoW, minecraft, sims, boarderlands, and neverwinter. P.S. ALWAYS REBLOG THE CAT.

[crossingdesigns]

natural stone path ✿ by kii_crossing on ig

[mindy1033]

reminder to be yourself and not the version your family “approves of”

[killlerfang1]

Bad Bunny yelling “God bless America” and then having the flags from ALL countries in the Americas wave behind him was fucking iconic. 10/10 no notes

[tall]

Has science gone too far

[echo-heo]

couldnt find the source but heres more of these. chinese zodiac

[nowhereelsetopost]

this is the most comment I’ve ever see

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

[censorbotoffical]

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[pisces-core]

[uzone]

[8vni]

❥

[cutiedews]

Oh no my grey cats are in trouble! These are SO CUTE!

25 dog options, including Marnie's adoption icon. Available for CP and AT.

[pangur-and-grim]

can he fucking stop?

[pangur-and-grim]

both of these are legally cats

[pangur-and-grim]

actually genuinely yes, we used to live in a town where hybrids weren't allowed. Grim's bengal mother made her an illegal cat!

[kushblazer666]

i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

[skunkes]

[everythingfox]

Big stretch

[pangur-and-grim]

in front of my salad??

[pangur-and-grim]

you people ask too many questions

[felis-roseus]

New vocal stim just dropped

[pangur-and-grim]

Just preordered the book and am soooo excited to read it! (I saw before people were sharing pictures of their cats so here is one of my favourites of my cat Beauregard!)

do you ever say Beauregardless? like, “beauregardless of your position on the matter, I must insist that you desist.”

[theconcealedweapon]

[lynati]

I'm reminded of that one post where a guy said put a sparkly pink unicorn sticker on the best forklift in the warehouse, and confirmed that it is indeed always available for him to use now.

[aniseandspearmint]

Reminds me if some advice i once read for women traveling, to put your money and ID and important stuff in an (unused) sanitary napkin/pad.

One person wrote in the notes that a boy pick pocketed her on the great wall, realized what he was holding, then he yelped and dropped it before running away.

[hollowedskin]

I used to smuggle cigs in and sell them to smokers in high school by capitalising on the male deputy principals aversion to menstrual products.

Bought 20 pack of tampons with applicators, took the tampon out and replaced it with a cigarette and then they went back into the box. We had daily bag checks for every single person in the school, but they were too squeamish to touch the tampons.

Being the only one who could smuggle enough in to sell meant I could charge $10 each by lunchtime when the nicotine cravings were getting unbearable. I did not smoke.