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[mammonsbunny]

Reblog to have the Obey Me characters sign your blog 🥰

UPDATED TO INCLUDE THE UNDATEABLES ❤️

[breamon]

i havent used this account since 2020 what the fuck

[breamon]

woah.

[newtgeiszler]

You reblogged a post from beetledrink recently. Earlier this week, he reblogged a post from illustrator and writer Edward Gorey, who self-identified as asexual but in recent years has been accused of using that label to hide from accusations of sexual violence. Please delete beetledrink’s post.

you BETTER be joking anon

[cheaphalloweencostume]

step up and delete my post, newt

[newtgeiszler]

s-sorry, sir

[bogleech]

there is absolutely zero mention anywhere on the internet of any controversy like this ever happening and Edward Gorey died 20 years ago

[lcp0110]

i love this website so fcjing much

[breamon]

oh

[breamon]

Pain in one picture

[deadkennedysandattractivemen]

A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

[motherfuckin-pajamas-deactivate]

I lost control about reblogging this picture. 

[garbageratzz]

and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this. 

[doyounoelyourenemy]

literally one of my favourite pictures ever

[thebigphantheory-deactivated-de]

nothing more punk than letting small children touch your clothes spikes or hair spikes

[thepunksink]

If you think punks would miss the opportunity to be a good fucking human to kids you don’t know much about punks

[the-claire-bitch-project]

Being nice to kids is literally the number one punk activity

[mboy-nblm]

THIS IS THE SAME DUDE

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

BITCH NO WAYYYY

[bitterbadfem-harpy]

[looklikewolf]

I have a vivid memory of being about 14 and seeing a hardcore punk walking down the street in a busy shopping district with a tiny white kitten tucked in his leather jacket. That’s goals.

[idkmybffphil-deactivated2020082]

one of my favorite memories is my first punk show and how welcoming and friendly everyone was. I was 9 and my brother brought me and people were putting me on their shoulders and telling me about where they got their clothes or how much a little punk I was.

[yourdarlingdaisy916]

I love punk culture because from the outside it looks aggressive and harsh. But once you realize that’s just their armour and that they are kinder and more proactive about human rights than the “nice” looking people you get comfort from their presence.

Not all things that look aggressive are aggressive. Not all things that look safe are safe.

[queeranarchism]

Punk is safe BECAUSE it is aggressive. Punk - when done right - kicks out fascists and rapists, defends communities, fights injustice. All of which require aggression.

[glicoloidpocky]

good. GOOD.

[yourscreechingruinscollector]

@wearepaladin modern paladins imma right?

[lawfulgoodness]

Punk is nothing if not chaotic.  Chaotic Good depicted here, but intentionally pushing boundaries, challenging the status quo, and ignoring generally accepted is motivated by a much-needed chaotic mindset.

[pinky-pawz02]

So punks are basically the modern equivalent to medieval knights.

[cleaningthisblogup]

PUNKS R SO K00L BR0

[breamon]

I trust them with my drink

[atheaestus]

Sime sime sime sime sime

[breamon]

What if Satan secretly hates us

[breamon]

I want Diavolo to be my uncle

[breamon]

There are two types of people

[breamon]

Does that mean Beel can smell your 🔴

[memories]

I want #obey me shall we date to stomp on me.

[asmosmainhoe-deactivated2024091]

Ya.. they humanized birds. Hatoful Boyfriend was a wild card - I think it started off as a joke poking fun at all the tropes in dating Sims but they accidentally made it good??? Also, MC was gender neutral if I remember correctly, or you could choose between male or female.

The math teacher was my favorite... Cause he sleep. He Belphie if Belphie ever tried to put the effort into teaching, lol.

Shit, I wanna play the game just because it sounds so weird like who wakes up one day and think "yea Imma make a dating sim with humanized birds"

I started ikemen vampire, because it sounded so ridiculous and I might start this one too, fuck

[breamon]

“That bird is really attractive”

[breamon]

No it’s not

[0beyme]

Diavolo, I am sad, can I touch your tiddies?

[himbo-beel]

Tindevil

[breamon]

PLS WHAT