Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in.

Breanna 🤸🏻‍♀️ @hendrix2333 😘

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[nymphodeces]

why does dennys have a tumblr

[dennys]

why do you

[mamasynth-deactivated20160730]

[keyleen4]

I adore this TV series!  (✪㉨✪)

[sapamanders]

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

[sapamanders]

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

[lovelyirony]

i saw this girl trying to fold a shirt at a store the same way the employees do for like fifteen minutes and those are the only valid customers 

[w-byers]

a compilation in honour of our first christmas without vine.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[julius-novachrono]

She came for his whole LIFE

[blackfairypresident]

Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

[ourspecial]

She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make. 

[trapcard]

scream @ “female presenting nipples”

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice

[motorcyclegirlfriends]

[gear-adrift]

Tumblr HQ, apparently.

[kimreesesdaughter]

My child: Who became President after Obama?

Me:

[whysosirris]

[coolbeansmachine-deactivated202]

@busbug

[silversold-deactivated20181030]

someone: have you seen breaking bad?

me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

[shadsasaur]

Meow

[harper141]

this animal is confused

[augustarambles]

Leave him alone he’s a good cat

[tradramblings]

What do you mean confused it clearly knows he’s a cat

[adulthoodisokay]

i think i just became a cat person

[retrogamingblog]

3D Printed Pokemon Planters made by Jessica Geale