Just A Little Creeture

[probuccalfat]

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

[cupidjoy]

i want Things. i'm sorry marx

[life-ennder]

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

[ryebreadgf]

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[slurmpinheimer]

me researching french so I can write my harrykim fanfiction accurately

[drop-dead-dropout]

[rustingbridges]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[hellgrub]

they should teach dogs how to type so they can go on Fragrantica

[godivaghoul]

All the Right Things

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[daciancatamite]

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[daciancatamite]

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

[sreegs]

(kramer and george at a party, standing and eating food)

kramer: see that? she platemogged you

george: platemogged? what does that mean?

kramer: look at her plate. expertly stacked, filled it with as much as she could put on there. and you... ? (gestures at george's plate)

george (despondent): ... she cant platemog me

[dogpuppy]

Me when I’m out of my yogurt and granola phase

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[identitty-dickruption]

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

[auspex]

surely the conses wont quence

[sour-charity]

peer reviewed