Bi, Shy, and Ready to Cry

Tatum - 27 - She/Her Pisces - Ohio, USA - Taken

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[thwrangis]

i am not here to FUCK i am here to FIGHT STUBBORN PLAQUE AND BAD BREATH

[thwrangis]

i am making MOMMA PROUD

[nichet-crochet]

[anonymousm0th]

Be who youu aree for yoour pride🎶

[sellystew]

To the game grumps fan blog 10ish years ago that i followed and harassed by liking and reblogging all of their posts regardless of how personal they were until they blocked me:

i promise i was not purposefully harassing you. i was a high schooler who just started using tumblr and just continuously hit like and reblog if i even semi-agreed or was interested in what i was reading. i also did not know how to see the asks you sent asking me to stop until it was too late and i was already blocked. i am deeply sorry. i promise i’m just an idiot, not an asshole. end speech.

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[ultrafacts]

Tigers appear orange to humans because our trichromatic vision perceives a wide range of colors, including the orange hues of their fur. However, many of the tiger’s prey, like deer and boars, are dichromats, meaning they see a limited range of colors and cannot distinguish orange from green effectively. To these animals, a tiger’s orange coat blends in with the green foliage, making it an effective camouflage. This evolutionary adaptation allows tigers to remain stealthy while hunting.

[goth-queen]

[parasitoidism]

Taking pictures of a black cat is like.. here’s my nothing… petting my nothing… my nothing looks so cute today

[parasitoidism]

#mynothing

[catchymemes]

[mabeltanaka]

The Muppets 1.01 "Pig Girls Don't Cry"

[silvermoon424]

UNFATHOMABLY based hive mother. Let's pour one out for our fallen bee comrades.

[massachusetts-official]

A modern Massachusetts classic

Official Post of Massachusetts

[delicateboyz]

[catasters]

[theconcealedweapon]

[wizardarchetypes]

I’m at my friend’s apartment in dublin. she’s been trapped in her bathroom for like an hour and maintenance just showed up with KITCHEN UTENSILS??? 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[wizardarchetypes]

I’m giving them 15 more minutes and then I’m walking across the street to the conveniently located fire department bc he just tried to pry open this metal door with a kitchen spoon

[wizardarchetypes]

he’s giving me attitude for asking for a locksmith. i was going to be polite for as long as we needed him as an ally but he’s run his use.

[wizardarchetypes]

just realized he’s wearing a single latex glove. for why

[wizardarchetypes]

like i know sometimes the most unassuming tools do the job but i cannot stress enough that he simply tried to pry open a metal fire door with it. he didn’t try to employ it on the lock in any way. the slotted spoon told me immediately this was not our man. pack it up chef boyardee