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we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack
reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks
no evidence to back this up but shane strikes me as the type of guy who holds a comical amount of stuff in one hand. very give me that ilya. big hands. he is The Holder.
there's a famous mid-action candid of them walking and shane’s unintentionally mean-mugging while in one hand holding his phone, ilya's phone, some sort of paper that's been folded up a million times - there's chapstick clutched between his pointer and middle fingers, a water bottle hanging by the ring from his pinky, hoodie in the crook of his elbow, hockey bag slung over his shoulder. meanwhile his other side is completely free. (eagled eyed viewers will understand that this is the hand he opens doors for ilya with)
i know we probably all know this but to be clear ilya is walking through the door shane is holding open for him carrying absolutely nothing and talking dramatically with his hands in an aggressively slavic manner while shane also carries his bags, his hopes, his dreams, and his entire life
Kelly Link, 21st April 2026
Ilya circa 2017 retweeting a post that says “all the hottest bitches can’t see shit.” His mentions are immediately flooded with women sharing pictures of them wearing glasses because no one knows he’s ShanePosting
Shane sees this and gets territorial enough to send a selfie of him wearing nothing but his glasses. Ilya drops his phone so hard the screen shatters
happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july
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inside of you there are two intestines.
one of them is large, and the other is small.
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So one afternoon at the cottage, Ilya has been in and out of the lake all day, excited like a kid, splashing around and clowning and fascinated by the wildlife and showing off for Shane. And after they finally head back inside and shower off the lake smell, Shane settles on the couch with a book and Ilya flops down with him, stretched out with his head in Shane's lap and whining until Shane frees a hand to sink into his hair. And it's been such a nice full day and it's all warm dozy sunshine and the lovely earthy nature smell that's everywhere around the cottage and Ilya has his face tucked into Shane's stomach where he can breathe him in, the familiar scent of his detergent and body wash, and Shane's big warm hand is in his hair and Ilya's pleasantly tired and drowsy and so comfortable that he just... drifts off, the kind of wonderfully indulgent nap that he never really gets during the season and finds hard to justify when he's in Russia for the summer.
But this year he's not in Russia, and he slips into this warm syrupy slumber while Shane pets through his hair (incidentally making a disastrous mess of his curls) and reads his book. When Ilya eventually rouses, with a happy grumble of contentment, nuzzling closer into Shane's stomach, he can feels Shane laughing gently at him almost before he hears it.
"Did you sleep well?" Shane asks, and that sounds warm and syrupy too, and Ilya rolls over so he can smile at Shane and revel in the smile he gets in return.
And then Shane says, "Are you hungry? It's almost dinnertime," and Ilya realises he's been lying here, napping and pinning Shane to the couch and wasting both of their time, for hours, and he jackknifes upright so suddenly that Shane startles back.
"Fuck!" Ilya spits out. "I was--fuck, has been so long. Why didn't you wake me up?" already guilty because Shane had wanted to make some pasta thing that he was weirdly excited about and they'd talked about maybe playing more Chel but now the whole day's been napped away and--Ilya sneaks a look---Shane's book is lying closed on the couch, bookmark set neatly aside, so Shane had finished his book and not even been able to get up to go do something else.
And he's just smiling at Ilya, completely unconcerned that Ilya's been idle and asleep and... and... lazy, all afternoon, just glad Ilya had a good nap.
Shane's frowning in mild confusion at him. "Why?" he says, genuinely not seeing the problem. "You were napping, it was nice. I mean, if I'd needed to pee or something I'd have got up but I was fine." He reaches out and smoothes some of Ilya's hair down. "Oh, the pasta. We can do that tomorrow, we have all that salad from lunch and rolls and there's peaches if we want dessert."
Ilya must have responded somehow because Shane beams at him and says, "Cool, I'll go set the table if you want to go wash your face." He smirks and pokes at Ilya's cheek. "Got a little drool there." And then he smacks a kiss on Ilya's head, gets up, and trots over to the kitchen while Ilya just sits there reeling.
Anyway it's really important to me that Shane dismantles all of Ilya's awful self-talk about laziness.
I'm a fan of fanfics where everyone (hockey players and non-hockey players alike, men and women) thinks Shane is hot and try to hit on him or blatantly state how they want to, while Ilya just goes through a constant cycle of torment.
"Ah, too bad Shane and Rose didn't work out, but that just means I still have a shot!"
Ilya's thoughts: You have no shot in hell! He is mine. We knew each other since before rookie season. Your shots are nonexistent!
"I know, right? We have photographic proof now that he'd be an amazing partner. Carrying your bags. Opening the door for you. So polite, so kind."
Ilya's thoughts: Of course he's amazing. He's perfect. He would rather rip his arm off than hurt someone. He always has Coke in the fridge just because I like it even though he never drinks it.
"And good looking, too. Can't forget that."
Ilya's thoughts: He is beautiful, especially his freckles. But don't look too long at them! They are mine to look at. And you will never see him with glasses on. It is not for you to see.
One time at All-Stars, a player with way too much confidence tries to buy Shane a drink, but he politely declines.
Ilya's thoughts: You have no chance, and if you really cared about Shane, you would offer to buy him a ginger ale.
Some days at practice, either the Raiders or the Centaurs, depending on the timeline, wonder why their captain is a little more aggressive on the ice than usual.
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who is sports betting in the game changers universe:
shane hollander IS sports betting and hes extremely good at it. of course feels shameful about it and does it in secret but the parlays just keep hitting and he is convinced he can stop anytime he wants. i think ilya finds out when hes opening their tax forms and opens a letter from draftkings or something and the total winnings makes ilyas eyes pop out of his head
ilya is only sports betting occasionally and informally and hes awful at it. like betting marly five thousand dollars that the celtics will make the playoffs and then they have their worst season in fifty years. fantasy football pools. horse races. things like this. and he loses very badly
cliff marleau is under investigation by the league for betting on mlh games using insider information and gets suspended for 30 games and forced to pay a $10,000 fine
yuna hollander is sports betting and turning a fat profit #motherlikeson
while I 1000% support crackfic writers who write about Ilya spilling about their sex life, in reality I think that shit would be locked DOWN.
like, I think the only details the internet would get would be Ilya liking posts about Shane being a god in bed, into freak sex, that things get real wild after big hockey victories and that the rivalry was foreplay, etc
only stuff that’s funny and wild, but ultimately contains exactly zero details of their actual sex.
like yes, for all the sexy possessive reasons, and all of the privacy and ‘I share the internet with my in-laws’ reasons’, but also because of how Shane would be treated if it was actually known that he was a bottom.
It’s not super explored in canon, but cmon… Shane is a half Japanese gay man in hockey. Those are both two very loaded identities for an incredibly bigoted sport, and they come with a lot of really vicious intersectional ammo.
Shane would already hear so much about how Asian men are submissive and all of the other bullshit I refuse to write out, imagine how much more brutal it would be if there was actual confirmation that the stereotypes are on some level, accurate?
in that same way that homophobia would have hit so much harder for Shane after he was outed and knew that the other player MEANT it, all of that would be even more hurtful and degrading.
And so yeah, I don’t think either Ilya or Shane would EVER reference what positions or anything they prefer in bed anywhere near the public, because the public fucking sucks :((
bringing this one back
This is such a hear me out but HEAR ME OUT
Hollanova … Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
LISTEN! I’ve been wracking my brain about what environments Jane and Lily could be in that would produce something sort of similar to the insanity and homophobia of the NHL and the best I’ve seen is Pageants.
And I still love that, but then you lose the athleticism that’s such a vital part of Shane’s original identity. But replace Pageants with the DCC … and you’ve got the intense athleticism back.
PLUS!! There are entire TV shows dedicated to the DCC, they’re all influencers, and ambassadors, so eyes on them ALWAYS
Plus plus, I think it would be a really interesting dynamic to see the competition of auditions and training camp + the comraderie and trauma bonding of such a tight knit group
Can you see it? Jane and Lily as America’s Sweethearts? 👀
omg I am sattttt!! also with how little asian rep there is in dcc jane would face soo much shit! only trouble is we need the rivalry
I know the rivalry part is so hard!! I’m thinking maybe they’re both the best in auditions? GASP maybe they picked the same music for their solo?! 😱
Ooh and a lot of DCCs come from competition dance backgrounds (I think), so maybe they ran in the same circles when they were younger, trading first and second place at all these competitions?
YESYESYES also I think they can each be squad leaders (I've only watched season 1 a while ago) and so there can be a bit of competition that way, but most importantly its the documentary that overinflates their competitive nature into full on rivalry which means the public wants to see them beef and start to take sides. also I think because jane is japanese canadian and lilya is russian they get paired up for a lot of international ambassador stuff + more feeding into the rivalry narrative
YESSSSS!!! Omg all the international possibilities!
And maybe Yuna is still Janes manager/stage mom, so she’s kinda encouraging the rivalry narrative cuz “the juicy stuff gets you more camera time” which would lead to other opportunities once Jane has to retire (cuz DCCs can only do it for 5 years max)
And Lilya likes being a bit of a lil shit and causing drama (let’s be real Lily is MADE for reality tv)
waitttt if we want them to take the same 7 year timeline I think Jane would become a top tier model(she would miss dancing and lilya so much it hurt) and lilya would be a funny and charismatic nfluencer. we could also make them go to dancing with the stars!!(have not watched at all) but I think it is even higher visibility and direct competition + heternormativity ++ yuna not being a fan of lilya Yes lilya would be that girl! the viewers would be so polarized over herrrr and in the end they found a dancing studio together!