This is where you go to be way too into things, right ?

She/her they/them, white U.S. American, 30s, actively trying to unlearn stuff and open to criticism when I cause harm.

[autistichomewrecker]

Okay but value would a non-evil advisor even have to a monarch???

[louclaudia]

Can you hear her? She's calling me...

[autistichomewrecker]

Au where Shane is still a famous Hockey player and Ilya is his contractor who he uses for all of his extensive real estate projects. Everyone in Shane's life is sick of hearing about Shane's fucking contractor because Shane talks about Ilya constantly both to praise him and complain about him. This is great for Ilya's business and for his passion for construction related innuendo.

[grabmyboner]

further to my marly and ilya playing xbox together post i want to bring to ur attention the fact that shane WILL be sucking ilya’s dick while he is in the middle of a game with marly or anyone really and ilya has on his chunky gaming headset and has to push the microphone up to not catch every breath he lets out but so he can still be heard when he gets asked something. shane tries his hardest to get ilya to fuck up every move he makes using every trick ilya taught him and is giddy when he hears marly yelling through the headset roz is your fucking controller connected or is this an actual skill issue and ilya grunts back fuck you but it happens as he’s coming and it’s more like a fuUuCk yoU and shane is laughing as he’s swallowing ilya’s cum and fending off ilya’s pathetic attempts at kicking him.

[grabmyboner]

oh so he was watching Ilya play with his parents and was getting hard so he had to dig into his fractured collarbone got it understood the layers are opened

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

i think that would make him harder. if we're being honest

[scunthotter]

The great tragedy of Shane's life is that he is soooo into cnc but any time Ilya starts demanding sex Shane immediately goes face down ass up. He can't help himself. His man demanded sex, so Shane's spreading his legs, what else was he supposed to do.

[luulapants]

in a reasonable canon, shane would simply have THEE most dependent and intimate relationship with the montreal team nutritionist. like, he has her on speed dial. they text multiple times per day. she spends 60% of her work hours adjusting meal plans for his texture issues and aversions. nobody else really sees how intense their connection is.

when he was crashing out about trading to ottawa, he said, "You know, it's just gonna be really hard to leave melissa," and hayden was sitting right there like. "melissa?? it's gonna be hard to leave MELISSA??"

but i think we can probably convince melissa to move to ottawa with him, don't worry.

[scunthotter]

My headcanon is that Shane accidentally Pavloved himself to get horny when he smells cigarette smoke because he associates it with Ilya and once Ilya finds out he absolutely is taking advantage of it.

Oh absolutely. I think that Shane unfortunately probably found Ilya Rozanov smoking in a no smoking area devastatingly hot. He can't stop thinking of Rozanov's fingers on the filter and his lips how irresponsible it was for a professional athlete to smoke. But then he can smell it on Rozanov, taste it in his mouth. Then suddenly its been six years and he's out with the team and he walks past the smoking area and suddenly hes achingly hard and he misses Rozanov so badly he's pulling out his phone. He manages to swallow it down but it keeps happening and Rozanov hasn't texted him since they fucked before the Olympics so maybe he needs to just get the fuck over it. Its fucking embarrassing and he needs to man the fuck up. He does usually linger near the smoke, just for a little bit.

[kinavu]

Claudiaaaa i love you alive girl

[texasbama]

Petty Louis is everything to me 😂

[birdonawire]

every day shane hollander tries to close the portal over montreal and every night lestat rips it open again

[dailyhollanovgifs]

his little wave 🥹

[ilyapasta]

It’s so important to me that the Shane in the Vegas bathroom, the Shane they show at the awards after-party, and then the Shane that goes to Ilya’s hotel room and touches himself on the bed are all different Shanes. The first is needy, overflowing with vulnerability and anger and desire. The second is performative, laughing, smiling, he’s good at this, when he has to be. The third is brave, getting what he wants, doing what he wants. On a surface level, Shane has had a great night!

But instead of basking in his night of pleasure and indulgence, he punishes himself on the way to the elevator, because after a night of hedonism for Shane Hollander—he got Rozanov to admit desire and he had sex and he did it while feeling powerful and desirable— he should feel satisfied right? He should he able to walk out the door and say yeah fuck Rozanov whatever, I got what I needed. But instead he’s carefully composing a “have a good summer!” text in the elevator and thinking about how much he still wants. How he wants to be held, and kissed, and maybe even treated like a friend? But that desire is unreasonable, for Shane. He’d thought there would be an end, a time when enough would be enough. When will the wanting and needing end? When will he be satisfied? When will he cease to need anything at all?

[ilyapasta]

“What’s your uh, favorite city to play in?”

Shane. Look at me. Shut. Up. You’re too adorable. Too earnest. Too jocky. Too interested in learning about Ilya. Too good at subtle chirps about Buffalo. Too proud to be Canadian and a lover of her cities. Too liable to talk about weather when mentioning favorite cities. He likes the hot ones too. No, weather hot.

Shane. Stop! They’ll kill you Shane!

[lavenderprose]

We're cooking tonight I fear

[autistichomewrecker]

Honestly unfair that Haelena is the only one of her siblings who doesn't get to bang a Strong. Alys should get on that.

[autistichomewrecker]

Before season 2 of HOTD starts I would like to remind everyone that Alys Rivers has never done a single thing wrong in her life. These blonde fucks keep showing up at her house claiming it in the name of some monarch. Honestly, good for her drugging them to make them more pliable and fun to deal with. They literally enjoy it! It is enrichment for them!

She has earned that dragon