my heart is goin crazyfast

nsfw | tay | 18+ only | they/them | vers

[breathlessbliss]

i haven't gotten good dick in a while, and by that i mean my good vibrator broke so i've been using the weak and tiny one that just doesn't get up in my guts like i want it to

[breathlessbliss]

just had a spambot send a photo of a hot girl to my main but jokes on them i'm really horny and creamed my pants on sight

[kinkydnp]

nads i have u on notifs i KNOW that it's been a minute

fine i’m always horny but maybe not on tumblr

[tambirsosislipuding]

[wentommostyles-deactivated20200]

Same Fucking Energy

[buckleyupgays-deactivated202011]

I MEAN:

[agreedt]

[superpagangirl]

the ONLY thing that is artificial or fAkE about me…is this! *slams strap-on down on the table*

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Porn with plot

Level 2: Porn with social commentary

Level 3: Porn with troubling philosophical implications

Level 4: Porn with maddening revelations of humanity’s place in the cosmos

Level 5: Porn with math

[lesbianbottommemes]

met a girl on tinder and I am getting STRAPPED tomorrow merry Christmas y’all

merry fucking christmas oh my goD sis

[heavyweightheart]

Research has shown that pleasure affects nutrient absorption. In a 1970s study of Swedish and Thai women, it was found that when the Thai women were eating their own (preferred) cuisine, they absorbed about 50% more iron from the meal than they did from eating the unfamiliar Swedish food. And the same was true in the reverse for the Swedish women. When both groups were split internally and one group given a paste made from the exact same meal and the other was given the meal itself, those eating the paste absorbed 70% less iron than those eating the food in its normal state.

Pleasure affects our metabolic pathways; it’s a facet of the complex gut-brain connection. If you’re eating foods you don’t like because you think it’s healthy, it’s not actually doing your body much good (it’s also unsustainable, we’re pleasure-seeking creatures). Eat food you enjoy, it’s a win-win.

[jenroses]

what

no seriously

what?

[sadwreck]

i’m starving but like starving for pussy

[puncromancer]

i say it’s time to bring back overtly sexual masquerade parties

[ultrabratt]

*puts mistletoe over clit*

[92bricks]

I’ma miss y’alls titties

[pinksupernova]

[yeehawlw]

god you’re so dumb.. grab the harness

[birdship]

so that post about how you can get around the bot by tagging things “#sfw”? uhhhhh it’s TRUE.

i did a little test in my drafts:

i am losing my goddamn mind like how is it possible to be this stupid

[dracenathe6th]

Fucking hell?!?!!??

[snowstuckytrail]

[almadeazucar-deactivated2019031]

“you have nice hands” means finger me like that’s it