Idk

[sunriseofflutes-deactivated2021]

adult emailing culture is overthinking how polite you sound and forgetting to send the attachments

[whitepeopletwitter]

[corporationkills]

on all levels , including physical , i am this

[shitpostempire]

[starrypawz]

@dak-legacy

[firstdaughter-deactivated202103]

I am fucking silly but I am free

[calebwittebane]

"you get a potion and the alchemist tells you 'this potion will cure you' and youre like 'hell yeah health potion' and you drink it and turn into salami" - my gf

[boethiah]

this was the joke 

[valleyhowler]

I am a simple person. All I want is to wear ugly knit sweaters and walk in the forest. Maybe touch some moss. Toss some pebbles into a stream. Wear some leaves in my hair. Carve runes into stumps. Commune with the spirits I sought out. Wake ancient and feral magic. Lose all contact with civilization. Forget human speech. Turn into a local legend. Every girl's dream.

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[felderwin]

WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!

r-rebecca, it’s not what you think!

[neckwearr]

I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH

[carygrantsbeard]

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

[crazyintheeast]

Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa

[velmajinkiesdinkley]

“If you don’t have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anxietyproblem]

[cassjaytuck]

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[big-chief-woodenhead]

I think about this everyday for some reason

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[beachgothgay]

girls night

[rumplingz]

‪I forgot to post here but heres baby yoda as ikea monkey‬

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]