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[jaubaius]

Seems like they really like it

[sandersstudies]

I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

[r0zeclawz]

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

[catmask]

i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

[unclefather]

[rslashrats]

some of you people online are a little too quick to makwe things sexual i think… #peaceandlight

[evilrslashrats]

i hate peace and light #sex

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[shirebarbie]

FRIENDS!! take a snack and pass it on 💛

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Voting ended onJul 4, 2023

[neuronary]

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

[thestereotypebuster]

I got THE worst possible Tumblr ad

[thestereotypebuster]

I'm gonna put it under the cut for the daring. I will say, Tumblr sure is a lot more lenient with advertisers violating their community guidelines.

what are you even trying to sell me? Bleach? Bleach for my eyes?

[augustdementhe]

Huh.

[were--ralph]

I guarantee it's worse than you could Imagine

[browsethestacks]

Late Stage Capitalism Everyone...

[medusasbush]

if you're bored today might i suggest developing a little crush on me?

[bettedavisgf]

cat purrs are so funny they’re like hello i need everyone to know. that i am cozy

[221turtlesinthetardis]

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

[exemplarybehaviour]

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

[lostoldplanet]

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

[mystrothedefender]

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

[908south]

Happy pride y'all

[beardedmrbean]

[crabs-and-baramundis]

Hater of the year. Cold blooded.

[word-for-today]

Spite house - Wikipedia

Spite house - Wikipedia

Word for today: spite house

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[glowing-and-confused]

So the CONTEXT is that Xbox is releasing Diablo IV and they changed their logo to match that, BUT I'm CACKLING over the idea that Xbox decided 4 days of pride was enough and that the gays should burn in hell now

[sirduke]

[homunculus-argument]

Anyone else have that thing where you get stressed out when someone else is in a bad mood because now it's your responsibility to make them feel better, but if you're in a bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up you get stressed out because now it's your responsibility to pretend that it's helping to make them feel better.

[homunculus-argument]

Oh so this is probably a trauma thing too. Bitches have one terrible childhood and then make it their whole personality. I'm bitches.

[undeadpirate]

i’ve only ever seen this picture cropped to orlando holding the lizard… which is cute don’t get me wrong but i like this even more. Examining a little lizard is a group activity

[eldritchscholar]

#lizard contemplation