Terrorizing Hell on a Razor Scooter

Sterling, 25. Mechanical engineer with a degree in materials science. Big ass, bigger heart. 💕

[charlesoberonn]

Conspiracy theorist discovers basic geometry

[professionalanagram]

citing wikipedia is harsh but citing khan academy is going for the fucking jugular

[quasi-normalcy]

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

[quasi-normalcy]

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[ot3]

they need to invent a version of buying groceries that doesnt feel like a humiliation ritual

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[seabeck]

Old stump

[importantpics]

[makrustic]

🗣️Them: How detailed is your art? ✨Me: my pixels go wiggle wiggle wiggle Prints | Ko-fi | Patreon | Bluesky ⭐

[detailedart]

Atlas — Amsterdam, royal palace (baroque and classical architecture), opened July 29, 1655.

[sarahs-delights]

Dome in the Founder’s Building of the Fitzwilliam Museum in Cambridge.

[elinex]

[aivlistar]

National Archaeological Museum, Naples | IG: fox.from.fairytale

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[plagued-roses]

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

[thaumbody]

here we go again

reblogging the golden potato

hoping it will work

that my life will get a perk

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

Always reblog the potato.

[scary-noodlesblog]

Please potato

[lonemiqote]

Heavensward screenshot study, more importantly... Haurchefant <3

[thelongrhode]

if someone wants to remake this but better . that would be cool. thank you original tweet for allowing me this stupid opportunity. is there etiquette for reposting your tweets to tumblr

[yyymmmrrr]

[wack-flounder]

Dropping all my recents and running. I don’t apologize that like half of these are shirtless men