[xerocage]

[blsexual]

[memewhore]

[dykebehavior]

[nineprotons]

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

[omnistruck]

I’M LAUGHING I COULD NOT HAVE TIMED THIS BETTER IF I TRIED

[silosenovengo]

[kitsurou]

my brother just called me from the toilet??

“em this gonna be weird but i just sat down on the toilet and then james called and hes on the doorstep. could you let him in? beware, he’s dressed as freddie mercury,”

its 2am

[kitsurou]

why

[demareth]

Friendship

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[dosedotcom]

BYEEEEEE

[attackonnaruto-deactivated20190]

Jared Leto: Please tell me this time, are you guys doing anything later?? Margot: No Margot:

[sanctuaryforalluniverses]

Jared: You’ll tell me if you guys are doing anything, right Jai?

Jai: We’re not doing anything, honest.

[inspirationcocoa]

This is my favorite thing about the press tour

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[fruitsgardens]

my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

[meladoodle]

BBC fucked up their subtitles so Aziz Ansari’s stand up subtitles showed up on a nature documentary. (source)

[romancenovel]

who is careless enough to leave their BABY IN THE SUN

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[continuants]

PUT ME IN THE TRASH WITH MY TRASH SNACKS WHERE I BELONG

[awwwton]

“whats your favorite song on lemonade?”

hillary: single ladies??

[automatically]

[micdotcom]

You’d think more than a year after this interaction, people would learn to stop asking female cosmonauts sexist questions. And yet, here we are. Russia is sending an all-female group into space — and not only were they just asked how they’d get by without makeup, but what they’d do without men. They shut it down just as quickly.

[whiskey-and-c41]

Women that are at the pinnacle of health and intelligence, and at the forefront of science, and they are asked about their hair. Fucking pathetic.