✨olympic pole vaulting hopeful✨ @brentunderjaw - Tumblr Blog

please do NOT trample on the bug

i am conducting very important research here

#drafts stuff

barrymccaulkinem

just waiting up here for a better daddy with a bigger hand

#oh #really?

kinkydorah

the vampire lestat trailer as community screenshots

#iwtv community crossover posts i will never quit u

kinkydorah

troy and abed with the vaaaaaampires 🎵

#and since i've crossed the streams by bringing the vampires over to my community blog again #time to reblog this... again #they're coming baaaaaaack they're finally coming back!!!#well two of them are anyway #every time the community movie is mentioned now it feels like they're trying to give me one last moment of happiness before i get euthanise #[don't give me hope meme]

queenhawke

seeing assad zaman/eric bogosian gifs is giving me flashbacks to romangerri and the absolutely insane energy of kieran culkin/j smith cameron. oh young(ish) actors and their much older costars they're being shipped with we're really in it now

brentunderjaw

hey so you may be interested to know that keiran culkin once visited the graham norton show and his obligatory funny anecdote was about the time he auditioned for a part in eric bogosian's play 'suburbia'. eric asked him to mime a blowjob (uhh i've never watched it but i assume that was part of the scene) and after being given the part, told kieran what clinched it was that he'd been the only actor to mime "cupping the balls"

:)

queenhawke

I did know this anecdote but it had completely slipped my mind that it was connected to eric bogosian. ok old man i see you

brentunderjaw

i don't know how familiar you are with this cast but i would be remiss if i didn't provide you with a taste of how much assad can not only match eric's freak, but even stun him into silence through his sheer freakiness. though i'll start with one of eric's many armand-related instagram likes:

Assad and Eric at the NYCC panel talking about Devils Minion "that's the first time I've heard [Armand] referred to as daddy. And I like it. We can keep that, right?" *Looks at Eric who has been nodding* "Can we keep that?" "He likes it too" [source with video]

assad fantasising about acting out daniel's "hot and steamy" turning in a hotel room with eric gifs interview

gifs (plus more) interview

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putting the rest under a cut as it got long

#eric bogosian #assad zaman #luke brandon field #iwtv #tagging this since i will def be citing these things again at some point #long post #devil's minion

queenhawke

seeing assad zaman/eric bogosian gifs is giving me flashbacks to romangerri and the absolutely insane energy of kieran culkin/j smith cameron. oh young(ish) actors and their much older costars they're being shipped with we're really in it now

brentunderjaw

hey so you may be interested to know that keiran culkin once visited the graham norton show and his obligatory funny anecdote was about the time he auditioned for a part in eric bogosian's play 'suburbia'. eric asked him to mime a blowjob (uhh i've never watched it but i assume that was part of the scene) and after being given the part, told kieran what clinched it was that he'd been the only actor to mime "cupping the balls"

:)

#so if amc and rolin jones let them #they may strive to out-crazy everyone

hectorthewellendowed

˗ˏˋ ✞ JESUS ABED ✞ ˎˊ˗

COMMUNITY 2.5 Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples

brentunderjaw

the one with the other timelines

#they never put armand in a white shirt again #specifically to stop me from making these tenuous comparisons #this is also the reason they won't let armand have long hair btw #rolin jones sent me a cease and desist and said it was my fault :<#risking someone accusing me of thinking all brown men look the same again by posting these lmao #as if people don't constantly reblog my armand gifs to say he looks like jesus abed #also people are always talking about danny and assad playing brothers #but i maintain they should play a couple #they don't actually look similar enough to be convincingly related imo #but current middle aged danny and baby faced assad as a Thing?#now we're fucking talking

just had a dream that danny pudi was cast in an indie movie where he played a baptist pastor in good standing with the community who became obsessed with the idea of contacting the dead after his wife (generic brown-haired white woman) died of ovarian cancer. he was initially framed in a sympathetic light but as the film went on it became clear through a different man's voice reading her diaries that he'd been abusive towards her, covering it up for years, and also toward their young housekeeper (played by delainey hayles) whom he'd forced to have an abortion before murdering her to stop her from exposing him

(idk why i switch tenses here but i'm too tired to correct) and while danny's character is trying to do seances, having vivid dreams about his wife and wrestling with his faith he meets a guy posing as someone from atlanta who has concrete evidence of communication with the deceased but who is actually the housekeeper's brother (played by david jonsson) whose voice we've already heard - with a different accent - reading out the diary entries. he's trying to gain enough evidence to expose danny and get justice for his sister. danny's character is increasingly obsessive about his experiments, becoming paranoid, losing track of time, forgetting where he's been and delivering strange sermons that disturb the congregants. there's an extremely tense scene where he locks himself and david in the basement and he's acting erratically, and you think he's figured out his true identity and will hurt him (but he hasn't and doesn't!) then his neighbours (played by bob odenkirk and an uncharacteristically serious amy sedaris) call the police to do a wellness check on him. the cops arrive with paramedics because they're concerned about his mental state, and as they're asking him questions it becomes clear the narrative hasn't been as linear as we'd thought, revealing other scenes actually happened in a different order or possibly didn't happen at all. so it like starts as a drama/character piece about a grieving religious man in small town america and then switches to a twisty psychological horror-thriller

it was really tense and won some awards from smaller festivals! i think i was watching it an arts showcase at my local theatre? danny was getting a lot of positive feedback for being able to pull off such a serious role and delainey was put on a bunch of lists about up and coming actors to look out for and got cast in a new mike flanagan thing

idk how the movie ended though because my neighbour decided to start mowing the lawn at 6am and i woke up -_-

anyway i wish his career was as interesting as my subconscious makes it

#and i read a review in the dream talking about how great it was to see him on screen since it has been so long since community aired #how he'd finally shaken off being seen as abed forever #and i was like “he's been doing other stuff! usually not good stuff but he has been working!!” 😭#also i think the non-linear reveal was my brain attempting to make sense of the inherently muddled nature of dreams lmao #delainey hayles was obviously there because i'm in vampire mode rn #which i guess explains the diaries too #one week!!#also [redacted] is theorised to happen this season so...#wow i wrote this in the morning immediately upon waking and saved it as a draft to check later when more alert #as i'd assumed it would be pure gibberish #but it's actually fine??#this is pretty coherent!#and i still want to know how it ends!!

queenhawke

my current game plan is to gain clout doing iwtv fanart and then rope all my new followers into watching mythic quest and then it gets such a boost in viewers that apple revives the show for a fifth season and also bc the new viewers are all fujoshis they make braddavid canon. this plan is foolproof and will work

#excellent plan #fully back this for obvious reasons #tiny note though: south asian not SE asian