Unapologetically Excited

my hyperfixations are for me and like 10 other people you're welcome she/her I 25 I bi I spn sideblog is miracletheecat

[breo-rose]

previously known as sarahveelee <3

Spn side blog (yes i know): @miracletheecat

[reunitedinterlude]

slow, clean, and safe

[oceanmonsters]

people on the internet: you shouldn’t hate people for the kind of media they enjoy! stand up comedians should be able to make jokes about whatever they want and it’s not okay to wish harm on them for it!

james acaster:

[livingchancy]

a man who would go back into the closet for 15 years for you without even blinking, without even thinking there’s anything to forgive you for, fully believing all that patience and time and space and agony was completely worth it because he loves you that much and is that devoted to you. a horrible liar who spends 15 years lying because you aren’t ready to tell the truth yet. you might think that this man doesn’t exist but he does. and his name is phil lester

[amazingphil]

I hate how Dan holds his laptop

fresh hard monday right here

bonus long ep on patreon with squishie unboxing

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[ovur]

Does anyone know how to be a human being

[boccher]

ocean.com/fish

[elegant-paper-collection]

ocean.com/fish/careers

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

(Also, mod will be searching for a fish career for the next few days. As in, I will be on vacation to a beach! Posts may slow down)

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

[star-anise]

In a sick way I find it really funny how toxic estranged parents say "in the old days, people had to stick around and work their issues out!"

Things People Did Back in the Old Days to Escape "Working Things Out" with Their Parents, A Short List:

Murder them!

Marry literally anyone who'd get you away

Fisticuffs

Change your name and pretend to be an orphan

Move out and feud with them for several generations

Join a monastery

Move to the city and get a job in a factory

Buy passage on a boat to some other continent

Convert to a different religion

Join the Navy

ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING

It's incredible, the number of things people would do to get away from shitty parents. Then and now.

[mndvx]

DOCTOR WHO — The Big Bang (S05E13) directed by Toby Haynes | written by Steven Moffat ››› Matt Smith as The Doctor ››› Arthur Darvill as Rory Williams

[mndvx]

DOCTOR WHO — The Big Bang (S05E13) directed by Toby Haynes | written by Steven Moffat ››› Matt Smith as The Doctor ››› Arthur Darvill as Rory Williams

[lonelygodinthetardis]

Doctor Who Let's Kill Hitler | 6.08

[amyriver]

asylum of the daleks // the husbands of river song

[timelordinefficiency]

Rory didn’t have to wait for Amy for 2000 years. He chose to. He chose to wait, because that meant that she would be safer. He chose to stay and protect that box for 2000 years instead of time traveling for a few minutes. Rory didn’t care that in that time he could die protecting her. All that mattered to him was that she was safe. If he died protecting her, he would’ve died happy knowing that he never broke his vows. “Til death do us part.”

[gazpachoandbooks]

Rory "your girlfriend isn't more important than the whole universe -SHE IS TO ME!" Williams and River "I'll suffer if I have to kill you -More than EVERY LIVING THING IN THE UNIVERSE? -Yes." Song